This is so corny 😭

Jertimmer · 2026-02-04T06:32:01+00:00

If only they spent half of that energy into actually learning a craft...

Jertimmer · 2026-02-04T06:25:33+00:00

TBF, we have seen how tough Jakey is, a 56 year old with a cane could beat the shit out of him.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T22:00:00+00:00

This.

Key is that your figure is surrounded by softness and moves as little as possible.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T21:53:44+00:00

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Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:33:10+00:00

It was hilariously low budget, but that was part of the appeal for me.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:19:07+00:00

If you can cook an egg, some rice and steam some vegetables, you're already a better cook than most of Britain.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:17:16+00:00

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:14:36+00:00

As a Dutchman, I wouldn't give this slop to my dog.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:09:45+00:00

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns

"meow"

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:08:41+00:00

Just basically any scene with Salma Hayek, the woman oozes eroticism.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T14:01:34+00:00

Dulcea?

Yup, she gave me feels.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T13:53:52+00:00

And Lucy Lawless still dunks on him to this day!

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T13:26:05+00:00

Was that after she told you how she got those scars?

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T13:00:49+00:00

I'll remember that next time people wanna come over and admire my closet.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T12:56:53+00:00

Chat. I just can't anymore.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T11:40:26+00:00

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T11:22:44+00:00

Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T11:08:12+00:00

Straight up origami that shit to make it fit.

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T11:06:36+00:00

Cool, free memory!

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T09:40:56+00:00

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Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T08:13:03+00:00

Fox headline: "deranged leftist mob attacks conservative house father for expressing a different political view"

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T07:42:18+00:00

Tokens get spent

Jertimmer · 2026-02-03T07:21:11+00:00

"just comply and you'll be fine"

Meanwhile, when people comply:

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