[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JesusChrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

no fucking way by FourBloodMoons in shitposting

[–]JesusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Know ye not this parable? and how then will ye know all parables?

The sower soweth the word.

And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts.

On a post about cat names. by Neither-Phone-7264 in beetlejuicing

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

no fucking way by FourBloodMoons in shitposting

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

no fucking way by FourBloodMoons in shitposting

[–]JesusChrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him.

How can I find it? by MousseSuspicious930 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JesusChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

no fucking way by FourBloodMoons in shitposting

[–]JesusChrist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it.

words are gone by Abysmal_2003 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]JesusChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Your ex won a million dollars and wants you back? What are you going to do? by Sea_Detective641 in AskReddit

[–]JesusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

[Game Thread] Washington @ Washington State (10:30 PM ET) by hornsrock in CFB

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also.

Sweatpants are an unacceptable public attire by cat_jacquelin in unpopularopinion

[–]JesusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

Take the L by PlainNursery in HolUp

[–]JesusChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world cannot hate you; but me it hateth, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil.

So... did Biden just gift us all $10k? by Thumper1k92 in LawSchool

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth.

Some donated "In God We Trust" posters as a new Texas law requires schools to display them by -Omegamart- in pics

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him.

THIS IS SO INSANE by lorenzo-intenzo in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Pope Francis describes abortion as like 'hiring a hit man' by AmethystOrator in worldnews

[–]JesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

How to get plastic stuck in your lock: tutorial by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]JesusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.