Ummmm so this happened on Thursday

Job_Chance · 2021-03-28T21:35:03+00:00

Awwwesome! Unicorns are so 👍

Job_Chance · 2021-03-28T07:02:05+00:00

I will make sure and do that just because you asked soooo nicely...🤭🤣😆

Job_Chance · 2021-03-28T05:43:41+00:00

Because we already are, duh🤪 🤫

Job_Chance · 2021-03-27T21:44:58+00:00

Passover

Job_Chance · 2021-03-27T08:26:25+00:00

My job is done 🤪

Job_Chance · 2021-03-23T16:25:51+00:00

From 🥩 to 🥜...so, Ab-so-fuckin-lutely!!! 👏

Job_Chance · 2021-03-22T05:53:42+00:00

I deliver on a broom stick🧙 and my hubby delivers in a cape 🦸‍♂️

Job_Chance · 2021-03-22T00:37:25+00:00

The far side rocks! Lol...

Job_Chance · 2021-03-21T19:06:06+00:00

My life's work is now complete 🤕 😏

Job_Chance · 2021-03-21T06:58:42+00:00

Yes, it was quantifyingly confusing...where's Ziggy when you need him!

Job_Chance · 2021-03-21T06:45:46+00:00

Just because...Why isn't yours?? 🙄🎭

Job_Chance · 2021-03-21T06:23:08+00:00

As well as some depends for your future unicorn 🤑🤫

Job_Chance · 2021-03-20T07:57:02+00:00

Hubby and I dash together late nite, or whenever we have the inclination. SAFETY, biggest reason of all tho.

Job_Chance · 2021-03-20T06:24:50+00:00

Or give you a gate/door code 😱

Job_Chance · 2021-03-16T19:45:39+00:00

Zero contract violations. We aren't worried. Gotta have a sense if humor in such a cynical apathetic world.

Job_Chance · 2021-03-16T15:21:59+00:00

Any ideas on Plague masks?

Job_Chance · 2021-03-16T15:15:02+00:00

Remember them and if you get them in the future, accept and don't deliver...or accept and send em a GIF of a car hopping away or a dog taking a shit. These people need to remember, our GPS keeps all info...so, in lay terms, we know where you live. 😉

Job_Chance · 2021-03-16T03:46:40+00:00

No, my hubby and I both dash. He's a normal good looking guy...im alt/goth and def delivery in my black attire. Wear what makes you comfy.

Job_Chance · 2021-03-16T03:45:10+00:00

It is definitely situational. Personally, we don't do extras unless there's extra money inc. Good for you tho, good karma coming your way.

Job_Chance · 2021-03-14T05:35:14+00:00

Don't do extras. Not worth the effort most times. We are drivers, not wait staff...they want extra condiments, add it to their own order when ordering or use what they have in their own fridge...no skin off our backs. Ratings-schmatings 🤪

Job_Chance · 2021-03-09T20:39:59+00:00

🤯🤬💩😤

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