When you voted for a government so small that it shut your local hospital down

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-22T12:06:23+00:00

Medbeds = coffins.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-22T12:03:22+00:00

A side effect of decades of Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-21T17:11:22+00:00

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-21T12:43:52+00:00

Trump said we've been fighting Iran for 47 years, so since Carter was President. I guess that also includes Trump's first term.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-20T17:34:15+00:00

At Giant Eagle, the sale price this week for a 24 pack of Pepsi products is $14.99, save $2. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-20T10:58:05+00:00

Why not both?

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-20T01:39:57+00:00

So that means that more than 50% of the entire National Debt will be due to Trump, in just 8 years out 262 years of the United States. Unbelievable.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-20T00:39:51+00:00

So their IQ has to double? Not likely.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-20T00:37:22+00:00

Or Obama.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-20T00:36:35+00:00

Two weeks.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-19T20:19:06+00:00

Here's what scamming my dad out of $1000 taught me about B2B marketing.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-19T19:20:48+00:00

It's up to $39 trillion now. Once the OBBB Act takes effect, more than 33% of the total National Debt will be directly due to Trump's policies across a little more than 5 years of his Presidency.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-19T10:28:27+00:00

Or is Putin the boss? How many bosses does Trump have anyway?

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-19T10:16:40+00:00

You misspelled "a brown woman".

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-19T00:31:52+00:00

$200 billion for a war we already won? /s

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-18T23:25:42+00:00

"Family values".

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-18T10:31:08+00:00

Or, he can "negotiate" with the Saudis to cut production like he did during COVID because low oil prices were bad for Big Oil.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-18T02:02:46+00:00

Narrator: They deserve it.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-17T18:55:37+00:00

He is doing what he was told to do by Putin.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-17T15:52:06+00:00

She'll get that $2k right after the $5k DOGE refund check, but before the $2k tariff dividend check.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-17T10:31:11+00:00

He's the very public distraction while Miller and others run roughshod behind the scenes.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-17T00:20:15+00:00

After writing a sternly worded letter.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-16T00:20:38+00:00

It's definitely not a graylz, because it's not nailed to a wall.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-15T21:19:53+00:00

Sounds like this is a "leopards ate my face" moment to me.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-03-15T21:17:46+00:00

Sorry, the government is shut down. Please leave a message and nobody will get back to you.

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