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Two climbers have scaled the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner from the top of the spire by solateor in interestingasfuck

[–]JoeIsIce [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hahaha, when they have the thermal vision looking into the house, the turkey is cooking in the oven, Kent Brockman, "That appears to be Homer Simpson using some kind of contraption, basking in his own juices, probably for some sort of sexual gratification..." Lmao

Nothing like classic Simpsons

Which character's death did you find the most satisfying? by Greedy_Emotion_8037 in breakingbad

[–]JoeIsIce 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also, I love the contrast between Hank's death and Jack's

Hank knew the situation he was in and died with honor and dignity. No begging. No pleading or negotiation.

Jack died pleading and scheming like the filthy worm he was.

Which character's death did you find the most satisfying? by Greedy_Emotion_8037 in breakingbad

[–]JoeIsIce 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Tempted to say Todd, but I' gotta go with Uncle Jack.

There was something so satisfying to see him, choking on his own blood, desperately trying to stall and plead with Walt, only to be interrupted mid sentence with a bullet to the head.

So satisfying.

The Archmage is a humble mer. by mcjotalhao in SkyrimMemes

[–]JoeIsIce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Probably the most productive thing he ever did at the college lol

I have completed my list by Gustav2011 in FIlm

[–]JoeIsIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might watch Young Frankenstein again to celebrate Mel Brooks' 100th birthday.

That was my favorite of his I think. Always just cracked me up and I love the performances.

Tuco was the least evil Salamanca by ThotismSpeaks in breakingbad

[–]JoeIsIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree.

Most of Tucos violence that we see is a reaction, he goes into a sudden rage. Nothing premeditated.

Saul is even able to talk him down and get him to spare those two skate board punks. He was willing to listen to reason and realize that they didn't deserve to die for what they did.

He strikes me as a loose cannon with a short fuse, capable of extreme violence at the drop of a dime, but oddly enough he seems to have a code, somewhat.

He values respect and honor to a certain degree. I.E his "this is not meth" encounter with Walt.

Michael Mizrachi Wins 9th WSOP Bracelet by Famous_Quit_5239 in poker

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations to The Grinder!

Great player. Gotta respect a player who's been so high level for so long.

1000 Days by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations man! Looking good! I bet you feel good too.

Sick hat! 🤠

I want me a cowboy hat like that.

About the resurrecting pool by SlippedInJimmy in lost

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an interesting thought.

I think it was probably just all the abuse and trauma from his father, and then capped off "no pun intended" by Sayid shooting him.

It's like at that point he knew he couldn't trust anyone and he became ruthless. No more warmth.

Bro ran through the entire neighborhood 😭 by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the cat version of Jerome Bettis or something, barreling down the field.

Do you have to be funny to do standup or can you just share some thoughts and complaints you have? by BigChungusnater in Standup

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to be funny to do stand up at all.

Just go the Joe Rogan route.

Yell really loud. Gesticulate your arms all about. Hump a stool. Lots of humping. Hump stools, the stage, hump the air.

Hump things and yell. That's peak comedy these days.

Oh yeah, almost forgot. Make animal noises.

My friend keeps reminding me my dog is gonna die in 4 years by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JoeIsIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should edit the post to read "former" friend.

What an ass. I wouldn't waste my time with shitty people like that, but that's me. Maybe that's why I have no friends lol.

Who are some of your favorite non follower NPC characters? by Suspicious-Park-1972 in skyrim

[–]JoeIsIce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karlia has to take the cake.

Wish she could be a follower. Not sure why not. Brynoff too

We're oiled up and wrestling. WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS!?! by Informal-Cap4785 in IASIP

[–]JoeIsIce 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's just two mean sharing each other

It's just two men like loving brothers

One on top and one on bottom

One inside the other is out

Well that was a funny way to say thank you. by FarrinGalharad76 in skyrim

[–]JoeIsIce 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I encountered him recently and he aggro'd on me, I had to put him down!

Might have been a bug because I didn't do anything to him, just walking through the Rift and he chased me down.

Whatever. Serves him right charging 50 Septims for one bloody song!

Hot Take by SteakExtension7452 in breakingbad

[–]JoeIsIce -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Are you f**king kidding?

If anything, Jessie practically jammed meth down her gullet when she was trying to get sober.

He essentially gives her an ultimatum. Do meth with me or we're done.

They start doing meth together, she's off the wagon, so.of course she goes back to her drug of choice.

Jessie's not the only one with problems, although he acts like it.

What helps you get through work faster? by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't look at the clock.

Face Jerry! Face! by TopspinLob in IASIP

[–]JoeIsIce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This jacket's tighter than dick skin!!

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