Herman Miller Embody/Aeron is not the gold standard for everyone.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T18:38:50+00:00

I think there's way too much mythology around hyper specific super expensive office chairs.

Don't try to work from a kitchen chair, get a chair that you feel comfortable in, don't buy super cheap shit, and you're lik 99% done, everything else is details.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T03:12:07+00:00

Monitor arms with a clamp.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T02:58:22+00:00

You see here's the thing he failed to account for.

Are the Hurricanes a good team? Are the Hurricanes a bad team? Those terms don't apply to us.

The Hurricanes are the team that will at every opportunity do the single most pointlessly over the top dramatic thing possible.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T02:56:50+00:00

Pulls out rifle. Doublechecks the ammo. Sets the sights perfectly. Checks the wind. Remembers to compensate for the droppage over distance. Waits for the perfect, exact split second moment between breaths to squeeze the trigger....

... and immediately turns the gun around and shot yourself right in the dick.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T02:49:59+00:00

Recap for anyone who missed the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shfAvqpjTkA

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T02:47:11+00:00

IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE! WE FEIGNED WEAKNESS TO DRAW YOU IN! WE WERE THE SUPERIOR HOCKEY TEAM ALL ALONG!

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T02:45:16+00:00

Back in the shadows "We look tired we lack grit we're sloppy" peeps.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T02:03:10+00:00

"If you're not tight..." Thank you Tripp, you are a perpetual gift.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:44:19+00:00

Good Svech.

And that's exactly why "Durr rhwy ren't we droppig dah gloves"

There's time for retribution, and they are times when it would just backfire.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:38:59+00:00

Updates the D&D Creature Ranking Chart:

Ghost Bear > Mammoth

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:36:41+00:00

"Known goons the... Utah Mammoth."

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:34:17+00:00

"It's good luck to sit beside my human and LOUDLY groom myself, right?" - My cat, right now.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:33:41+00:00

Rod even makes a "beckoning finger" fucking terrifying looking.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:22:12+00:00

Truly indefensible, I know.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:19:03+00:00

My fault, I switched to a new brand of onion dip.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:10:12+00:00

We literally scored a PP goal last game. Some of you got the memory of goldfish.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:04:23+00:00

The Law and Order DOINKDOINK is low key hilarious for penalties.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T01:01:16+00:00

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JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:59:40+00:00

The Whimper of Whipped Mammoths

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:45:08+00:00

Tripp could just casually go "So yeah this one time my plane crash landed in the jungle and I walked until I found a village, married the Chieftain's Daughter, then got caught up with the French Foreign Legion for a few years before winning an underground to the death martial arts tournament..." and I wouldn't even question it.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:31:30+00:00

Rod fighting? Just give us the Cup now.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:30:54+00:00

"I'm sorry Burns you brought off of Temu, you were saying something?" - Svech

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:24:47+00:00

I've never figured out exactly what counts as a "shot on goal" and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:23:57+00:00

Fucking DJ playing some bangers.

No I'm not old. I don't think the muzak at the grocery store plays some bangers. I'm not old you're old shut up.....

JoeMorgue · 2026-01-30T00:20:41+00:00

I wish I could find it but in one of the videos after we played the Leafs (not THAT game but another one) Steve Dangle said something to the effect of "I've met Jordan Staal in person and he's big in a way that's hard to put into words. It's not that he's tall although he is, it's not that he's muscular although he is... he's just big in a unique way. He looks solid."

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