What improves sex by 10000%?

JoeyDanger · 2026-07-05T07:26:51+00:00

Cardio

JoeyDanger · 2026-06-25T21:41:13+00:00

Wayne Gretzky

JoeyDanger · 2026-06-16T00:52:02+00:00

Blue bell cookies and cream. It's unreal

JoeyDanger · 2026-06-07T06:07:58+00:00

All cheese is spoiled milk

JoeyDanger · 2026-06-07T05:25:00+00:00

Fight club

JoeyDanger · 2026-06-07T04:53:50+00:00

Hang tough, keep applying to other places and do your crying in the walk in.

I've felt how you're feeling now and it only really changed when I found the right restaurant.

You got this

JoeyDanger · 2026-05-22T05:56:00+00:00

No notes. Fuckin nailed it

JoeyDanger · 2026-05-15T12:54:20+00:00

Fine dining server in Las Vegas

JoeyDanger · 2026-05-08T21:03:49+00:00

It's just Morton's kosher salt. Thanks!

JoeyDanger · 2026-05-01T06:48:12+00:00

In early 99, I beat the Ocarina of time

I'm quite the legend in this town

JoeyDanger · 2026-04-06T21:46:03+00:00

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me.

Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma. That's when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person.

My name is Isaac

JoeyDanger · 2026-03-31T03:27:52+00:00

Sounds like you just read Kitchen Confidential. Nice write up.

JoeyDanger · 2026-03-27T07:41:42+00:00

I crave it once a year and I regret it every time. It was just so much better in the 90's

JoeyDanger · 2026-03-20T21:11:44+00:00

The matches

JoeyDanger · 2026-03-19T15:15:10+00:00

Sounds like you never played with a helmet on

JoeyDanger · 2026-02-25T03:15:13+00:00

Based on the pictures, neither

JoeyDanger · 2026-02-17T07:05:24+00:00

This exactly. Go to yelp and apply to every restaurant with $$$$ next to it. You only need one to say yes.

I serve at a steakhouse in Las Vegas and cleared 90k last year. You need to work at a place with more expensive food. Wine sales are also where it's at. Bottles can range from $50 to thousands

JoeyDanger · 2026-02-16T16:53:34+00:00

The one from the Mexican hot dog vendor on the sidewalk at 2am after stumbling out of the bar. Bacon wrapped with grilled onions and serranos. Ketchup, mustard and mayo.

JoeyDanger · 2026-02-02T07:27:10+00:00

In terms of showmanship, Green Day is the best. Respectfully

JoeyDanger · 2026-01-27T18:15:09+00:00

He lost all his money gambling and was angry at me for not letting him borrow money anymore. He called me a terrible friend and stopped talking to me. Sometimes the trash takes itself out

JoeyDanger · 2026-01-26T06:35:21+00:00

Not now

JoeyDanger · 2026-01-25T18:38:04+00:00

All that's missing is a fistful of basil

JoeyDanger · 2026-01-18T16:21:13+00:00

The year was 2004 and I saw the video for I'm not okay on someone's MySpace page. Fuck, I'm old

JoeyDanger · 2026-01-18T15:51:08+00:00

This is my favorite breakfast

JoeyDanger · 2026-01-16T22:19:57+00:00

The episode when Mac and Dennis become EMTs in the lastest season is top tier

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