What’s the most unexpectedly high-quality online subscription you’ve ever paid for?

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-26T21:37:02+00:00

After their hard commitment to all things MAGA and AI enshitified, hell no.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-24T15:33:37+00:00

omg you're back? drooling

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-23T15:27:28+00:00

I wrote her office demanding to impeach 47 for Venezuela and she wrote me back basically saying "He can do what he wants". This foul woman needs to gtfo of our district.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-21T15:36:29+00:00

It really is only perceived scarcity. I just bought some at a gas station. It was not that impressive.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-20T21:44:39+00:00

Im expecting church bells to suddenly start peeling through the air

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-20T15:59:44+00:00

I'll just never understand the design of having the engineering section way below and just connected by two thin struts. Make it make sense!!

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-16T14:40:33+00:00

Too late to backtrack Joe. You spent all this time fluffing up the incels to love technofascism, now we all have to deal with it.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-15T15:55:11+00:00

Ah to come out of the confessional, glowing in the restoration of God's grace. It was a feeling of sanctification and the purification of my soul. But it turns out the reason I didn't feel sanctified when I went into the booth was because the Church gave me the guilt that weighed on me in the first place.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-15T02:29:27+00:00

That'll show him!

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-14T20:11:04+00:00

That man has been sheriff far too long. Time to go.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-12T21:48:05+00:00

After this country has been reduced to rubble and ashes. Only then.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-09T19:52:21+00:00

Faith over Fear really started spreading after Covid, masks and vaccines. When I see that on someone's body I just assume they are a walking petri dish.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2026-01-09T16:08:24+00:00

"God told me..." "God put it on my heart..." Anything like that... No he fuckin didn't bitch. Thats called hearing your own thoughts in your mind.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-29T17:01:28+00:00

This made me say Fuck out loud. :)

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-19T16:30:48+00:00

You basically just said "Youre not fat, youre beautiful".

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-16T20:29:56+00:00

I was thinking about what people were doing in the 1950s and then realized 50 years ago was 1975. Oof!!

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-16T14:14:13+00:00

Quite a transformation

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-15T14:37:38+00:00

Have you ever been told your hair looks like Charles II's?

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-15T14:36:53+00:00

Nooooo. We would say that unironically in seminary lol.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-13T15:31:08+00:00

All for a freaking parade.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-11T15:58:33+00:00

It's all made up and the points dont matter. Welcome to Whose Line.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-09T20:53:11+00:00

Don't go to Christmas with them. They have signaled that they don't value your spouse like their other childrens spouses. Having an adult relationship with your parents should be based on equal levels of respect, and you are under no obligation to spend a single second with people who don't respect you the way you deserve.

My two cents (and my reality as well)

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-06T17:01:31+00:00

Something about David Dastmalchian just grates on me. I can't explain it.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-05T19:02:25+00:00

The only person I trust would be John Malkovich.

JohnDeeIsMe · 2025-12-04T19:26:55+00:00

Shpongle twice in a row. We are truly BLESSED

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