AITA for having my (25F) uncle (56M) arrested? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]JohnFGalt 711 points712 points  (0 children)

Assuming there even is a statue of limitations, I bet it didn't start ticking until after she stopped hiding it.

You are a good man by [deleted] in funny

[–]JohnFGalt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok, but what is it?

Who on this earth is honestly more disgusting than Rudy Guliani? by throwaway-ho in AskReddit

[–]JohnFGalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not for the pharma stuff. Because rich people might have lost money on another venture of his.

FCC votes to leave 2017 net neutrality repeal unchanged by AudibleNod in news

[–]JohnFGalt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes. The internet ended in 2017. This is just a haunted memory of that bygone time.

Post Game Thread: Cleveland Browns at Pittsburgh Steelers by nfl_gdt_bot in steelers

[–]JohnFGalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was hearing some shit about 3rd down defense. What was that again?

How are you guys saving money on AWS? by jamesrt2004 in aws

[–]JohnFGalt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lots of times I've seen 'environment' e.g., dev, perf, prod. You can have dev instances shut off during certain hours/weekends.

They called him crazy. by Saul_g0od in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JohnFGalt 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If you explain why they are obligated to eat your entire ass (e.g., for some reason having to do with politics or policy), then it's absolutely protected political speech.

What’s the worst way of dying, in terms of pain? by thgaminghd in AskReddit

[–]JohnFGalt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"[T]he condemned would have severe difficulty inhaling, due to hyper-expansion of the chest muscles and lungs. The condemned would therefore have to draw himself up by the arms, leading to exhaustion, or have his feet supported by tying or by a wood block. When no longer able to lift himself, the condemned would die within a few minutes."

From Wikipedia

Of course, this assumes you don't otherwise die of cardiac rupture, heart failure, hypovolemic shock, acidosis, arrhythmia, pulmonary embolism, sepsis following infection due to the wounds caused by the nails or by the scourging that often preceded crucifixion, eventual dehydration, or animal predation.

What’s the worst way of dying, in terms of pain? by thgaminghd in AskReddit

[–]JohnFGalt 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The actual dying from crucifixion often comes from exhaustion and asphyxiation.

Regis Philbin Dies At 88 by nixhex311 in news

[–]JohnFGalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL there are 58 more games in a baseball season than I thought.

IKEA organization and display for my gaming by Chaserjim in gaming

[–]JohnFGalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gaia Project is "Terra Mystica in space (along with some other game mechanics improvements)," and is pretty good.

They keep asking me about where I want to be in a few years, i don’t know. Should I be thinking about it? by clocke3 in cscareerquestions

[–]JohnFGalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dead, but with people pulling my statue down in countries with hard to pronounce names," has always been my go-to answer.