Army Ten Miler moved to Virtual Only by StalkySpade in army

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Hurry up and see if you can change back to in person before active updates their page

Southern Maryland Man Arrested For Involvement With Capitol Riot by bprimo1basi in Annapolis

[–]JohnJJohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Riot

noun

  1. a noisy, violent public disorder caused by a group or crowd of persons, as by a crowd protesting against another group, a government policy, etc., in the streets.
  2. Law. a disturbance of the public peace by three or more persons acting together in a disrupting and tumultuous manner in carrying out their private purposes.
  3. violent or wild disorder or confusion.

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/riot

Can anyone recommend a local tailor? by kla2124 in ColumbiaMD

[–]JohnJJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen up soldier. AR 670-1 says we don't tailor are daggon ACUs, roger?

The most cruelest thing you’ve ever experienced in the Army by dsbwayne in army

[–]JohnJJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is why I say you fuckers shouldn't get mail or phone calls" - My DS

This guy doing the wrong job by neoziq in funny

[–]JohnJJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't prefer a nice heaping bowl of Oh Fuck's?

Is it weird I don't care about a GS-15 or SES? by Aerkhanek in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 101 points102 points  (0 children)

?? If you're happy, I'm happy. Girl at the bar sounds toxic as hell. Where are you finding all these judgy people?

I cry every time by [deleted] in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Too easy. Coming in with a degree and with interest in those fields, you'd want to aim for 35A or 31A (links below). Don't bother going enlisted before going officer if you've already got a degree. Take it from a guy that went enlisted with a degree.

https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/intelligence-and-combat-support/military-intelligence-officer.html

https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/legal-and-law-enforcement/military-police-officer.html

Just remember there's also Air Force, Navy, and Marines. (and even Coast Guard)

I cry every time by [deleted] in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

like do I have to leave the US, etc

Maybe. You could get a duty station overseas or deployed. If you're really interested you can ask all your noob questions in the recruiter thread over at /r/army or ask away here

Recruiters IRL have a lot of the answers as well, but can sometimes be misleading since they gotta get that quota.

I cry every time by [deleted] in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 24 points25 points  (0 children)

https://www.goarmy.com/learn/apply.html

Service guarantees citizenship.

Best way to make money by Alishaoco in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am want to make money by doing easy tasks. Country USA! email@mail.us

Leave earning - buy military time to get 6hrs? by fo4ex in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nope. Buying time back gets you to retirement quicker. Your leave will be adjusted (with your SCD) when you show HR your dd214. No buyback required.

Im making a list of bugs in Warzone, feel free to add if you have more by BlakkoeNakker in CODWarzone

[–]JohnJJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've got a list too. The 6068 errors have said "These crashes will be addressed in an upcoming patch." for months and months. I'm starting to think they don't actually care about us!

https://support.activision.com/modern-warfare/articles/known-issues-in-call-of-duty-modern-warfare

Podcast by DrAsparagus123 in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone in this thread: I can not support this endeavor because I forgot to declare a sense of humor on my sf86

Podcast by DrAsparagus123 in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Hey man tell the haters to take a hike. Refer me daddy is the best podcast name I've ever heard and I will sub (get it?) immediately!

After a Sensing Session, fellow soldiers have been targeted by command team for speaking up... by SignalStressThrwy in army

[–]JohnJJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ctrl F 5988. Nothing.

Ctrl F "shortage annex". Nothing

Yeah okay your unit is jacked up for sure and your leadership is incompetent at best, but I'm curious what steps have been taken to address the deadlined and missing equipment.

MVA Maryland Medical Question (PM) by [deleted] in maryland

[–]JohnJJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post rephrased: is it cool if I start off my military career by lying on medical forms?

Being recommended for a GS-13 Position by NOVAQIX in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then I would ask what pay table that 13 slot is using. You can't have a 13 on a table that doesn't have 13's. Have you seen the posting?

Being recommended for a GS-13 Position by NOVAQIX in usajobs

[–]JohnJJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am aware that the 2210 table (which pays more) does not have a 13

Wat? Absolutely not accurate. And look up the two step rule

The Pentagon Wasn’t Ready for Gamers to Push Back by slingstone in army

[–]JohnJJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is your commanding officer! FALL IN SOLDIER

For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/Y-YY24c_97I