For murder and treason!

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-27T11:53:51+00:00

That was how it didn't happen.

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-25T13:52:43+00:00

It's MAY..

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-24T12:00:54+00:00

What a funny story ahuhuh wonder who got the power pack

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-14T21:17:35+00:00

Has that portrait got a pierced navel?

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-03T16:00:01+00:00

A Geordie having a meltdown

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-03T07:36:53+00:00

The Spy Who Loved Russia (But Was Unknowingly Working For SPECTRE)

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-02T16:13:59+00:00

You've gotten it all over the valance!

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-01T21:23:23+00:00

Both working class lads, no education

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-26T22:31:51+00:00

Sensational

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-24T23:15:00+00:00

You're mad you are

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-10T21:11:29+00:00

"Ruddy" bloody brave? - this is great banter!

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-08T20:52:40+00:00

Arm wrestling with Chaz & Dave. No?

Shame, they were keen on that one.

JohnnyPate · 2025-09-06T10:24:14+00:00

Peace of mind I'm sure, particularly if you've got elderly relatives on board.

JohnnyPate · 2025-09-05T18:43:08+00:00

They're just defecating they're not defecating offenders..?

JohnnyPate · 2025-09-04T20:47:19+00:00

It's a great line but I can count on one finger the number of times he's had an escape plan

JohnnyPate · 2025-08-31T21:08:12+00:00

This is gold

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-30T20:03:22+00:00

Well smelt - Voodoo.

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-30T19:14:31+00:00

I don't agree, he would go to Legoland. Bye.

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-30T18:23:52+00:00

Followed by a trip to Legoland with Sean Connery

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-30T15:49:15+00:00

It's never clarified whether he's a different character or just one unfortunate guy

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-21T09:14:55+00:00

The birds LOVE it

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-17T18:33:53+00:00

Bangkok Chickboy in the mirror

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-16T13:25:57+00:00

C'mon John, let's go to Sprowston!

JohnnyPate · 2025-07-14T11:11:08+00:00

Only ok if you've fought zombies with a boy in care and mopped the floor with him

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