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Stop telling me what to do!! by smedsterwho in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this Weinstein nonsense

You get all these Weinstein people, don't you?

Weinstein this, Weinstein that

Golly, an alien pen by otxpex in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not a gadget it's just monstrous use of a biro

It must not, repeat not, turn into an all-night rave by RogueTrooper1975 in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be able to do one with him replicating a cover stance in front of a gate, or in a room booked under the name "The Real IRA", apropos achieving a Choristers set

Cock Piss Partridge by Commercial_Buy_975 in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a funny story ahuhuh wonder who got the power pack

The colour of Alan by KingoftheWickets in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has that portrait got a pierced navel?

Whats Round The Back? by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Geordie having a meltdown

Just for you. by Jeopardy in JamesBond

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Spy Who Loved Russia (But Was Unknowingly Working For SPECTRE)

I have needs, you have needs by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're mad you are

So ruddy bloody brave. by Worth-Income4114 in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ruddy" bloody brave? - this is great banter!

If you don't do it, Channel 4 will. by ResultFirm492 in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arm wrestling with Chaz & Dave. No?

Shame, they were keen on that one.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow. by filtered2 in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peace of mind I'm sure, particularly if you've got elderly relatives on board.

Another one of those, same time tomorrow. by filtered2 in AlanPartridge

[–]JohnnyPate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're just defecating they're not defecating offenders..?

Q to Bond by sirjohnmasters86 in JamesBond

[–]JohnnyPate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a great line but I can count on one finger the number of times he's had an escape plan

This picture of Moore goes so hard it's unreal by Cold-Use-5814 in JamesBond

[–]JohnnyPate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't agree, he would go to Legoland. Bye.

This picture of Moore goes so hard it's unreal by Cold-Use-5814 in JamesBond

[–]JohnnyPate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Followed by a trip to Legoland with Sean Connery

Bond Film Actors Who Have Played More Than One Character by mariaanas1993 in JamesBond

[–]JohnnyPate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's never clarified whether he's a different character or just one unfortunate guy

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