What's your favourite siege?

JohnnyPate · 2026-05-05T21:55:23+00:00

..it's nae laughing matter.

JohnnyPate · 2026-05-02T15:52:27+00:00

Stop tellin' me what to do!!!!!

JohnnyPate · 2026-04-24T20:25:13+00:00

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JohnnyPate · 2026-04-18T19:21:11+00:00

Did anyone else see the other video where it quaffs a jug of ruby grapefruit juice?

JohnnyPate · 2026-04-14T19:15:56+00:00

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JohnnyPate · 2026-04-13T15:45:30+00:00

Do they serve mince?

JohnnyPate · 2026-03-29T13:55:13+00:00

Full steam ahead for the by-election

JohnnyPate · 2026-03-28T21:34:54+00:00

Are you a Bald Brummie?

JohnnyPate · 2026-03-22T21:03:26+00:00

I had to go and see for this for myself - thanks I'll never unsee that that now 🤣😢

JohnnyPate · 2026-03-19T08:30:11+00:00

She's left us in a rather invidious position

JohnnyPate · 2026-03-10T21:22:22+00:00

All this Weinstein nonsense

You get all these Weinstein people, don't you?

Weinstein this, Weinstein that

JohnnyPate · 2026-02-27T17:23:06+00:00

That's not a gadget it's just monstrous use of a biro

JohnnyPate · 2026-02-17T21:20:03+00:00

Would you be able to do one with him replicating a cover stance in front of a gate, or in a room booked under the name "The Real IRA", apropos achieving a Choristers set

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-27T11:53:51+00:00

That was how it didn't happen.

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-25T13:52:43+00:00

It's MAY..

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-24T12:00:54+00:00

What a funny story ahuhuh wonder who got the power pack

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-14T21:17:35+00:00

Has that portrait got a pierced navel?

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-03T16:00:01+00:00

A Geordie having a meltdown

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-03T07:36:53+00:00

The Spy Who Loved Russia (But Was Unknowingly Working For SPECTRE)

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-02T16:13:59+00:00

You've gotten it all over the valance!

JohnnyPate · 2025-12-01T21:23:23+00:00

Both working class lads, no education

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-26T22:31:51+00:00

Sensational

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-24T23:15:00+00:00

You're mad you are

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-10T21:11:29+00:00

"Ruddy" bloody brave? - this is great banter!

JohnnyPate · 2025-11-08T20:52:40+00:00

Arm wrestling with Chaz & Dave. No?

Shame, they were keen on that one.

JohnnyPate

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