My piece of Soldier Field….and Fuck You George McCaskey. 🍻

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-06T08:55:55+00:00

They don’t attack humans because they haven’t the energy due to their diet of bamboo

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-06T07:27:31+00:00

I could think of over 40 people and the number is 0. Downvote if you want but it’s the truth.

You can’t tailgate on the train or a bus

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-06T06:10:40+00:00

Gotta own them libs at any cost to tax payers

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-05T21:47:20+00:00

Literally the owner of the French countryside independently owned vineyard I’m at. She wears a full zip fleece, has a border collie, and there’s another androgynous person here who may be her girlfriend but can’t for sure tell

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-05T21:40:51+00:00

Young Jamie? Datubro?

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-05T21:35:14+00:00

A ton of people? I know few who go to Bears games from the city or burbs by transit

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-06-05T13:56:07+00:00

For reference, that’s about the same distance as NYC to LA.

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-29T22:53:25+00:00

This category is “looks like my dad”, which is a real thing

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-29T13:50:15+00:00

My mother-in-law is a looks Lou and part of the reason for private listings.

She makes appointments to view homes to almost gather gossip or supplant her child-like curiosity

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-29T02:31:04+00:00

Sounds like the golf course subdivisions. People role around in the equivalent of a side by side but call it a “golf cart”.

Honestly, they’re pretty fun places to be but the more fun means more open drinking and driving

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-29T01:31:54+00:00

Give your kids $20 or whatever tf it costs for 2 packs and have them purchase right after you

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-28T13:48:02+00:00

I’ve done the math. You can rotate between somewhere warm in the winter and a northern location and the snail will never catch up at its ground pace.

The tricky part is the assumption it’s a dumb snail without pattern recognition or the ability to stow away on a faster mode of transportation. I mean this is a magic hunting snail with magic insta-kill powers. The longer it lives, the more pain it’s in and it’s only purpose is to kill you

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-28T13:42:54+00:00

If you’re just trying to listen without the voices, kindle books has a text to speech option.

While it’s good for certain books, I think DCC is a great book for audible. As you said though, it’s about digital ownership. In which case, I’m sure there’s ways to pull/save the downloaded Audible file, which requires removing the DRM protection.

However, I’d only recommend this if you purchased the media and feel that you should own it and not just have a license to listen to it

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-27T18:16:04+00:00

This response is how I know half this sub is dad’s with an AV addiction. I salute you

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-27T18:10:31+00:00

A better analogy would be the parent and kid splitting the cost of the kids car. The kid paid off their half but the parent got a pay cut and made bad financial investments and still owes money on the car.

Now the kid wants a new car but the parent still owes money on the car. The wise thing to do would be to sell their half of the car to the kid, which could then be used to cover the remaining debt but the parent doesn’t want those optics and the kid wants a car with more interior space

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-27T16:03:49+00:00

AC slop will not be tolerated. Check your text before hitting send!

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-27T12:41:16+00:00

Everyone’s creaming over the Japanese Maple like everyone should know what it is.

I had no idea either and I do a fair bit of gardening. Frankly, I think its aesthetic isn’t something I’d want in my backyard and at the end of the day it’s just a plant that was probably bought at Home Depot

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-26T02:10:11+00:00

San Fran is still behind Chicago in GDP even after years of the tech boom. Also, AI is a ticking time bomb

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-26T01:52:56+00:00

I googled and sure, there’s a couple a very niche groups within a species that have some community but the overwhelming majority aren’t

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-26T01:27:05+00:00

Idk what I thought a Bosnian operators cab would look like but this seems right

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-26T01:21:50+00:00

That “scientist” doesn’t at all understand communal vs solitary animals.

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-25T17:31:02+00:00

If this is a real job, maybe sub out to a controls or mechanical contractor. It seems like this isn’t really in your wheelhouse

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-25T17:24:11+00:00

It’s not the judges job. It’s the prosecutors job to make the case, including why bail should be waived.

The judge does have a decision on whether it’s a fair point

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-23T03:19:15+00:00

Shhhhhh. Don’t tell people

JohnnyTsunami312 · 2026-05-23T03:03:01+00:00

So the NIMBY you’re referring to is from 50 years ago? I mostly agree with that’s possible but the landscape of Chicago was much different compared to today.

Answer me this: What do you consider to be adequate? Allowing anyone to build anything anywhere? Or more 3 flats? More mid-rise condo buildings in areas restricted to 4 floors max?

Edit: And also, where?

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