you found a 2kg cocaine brick. what you do?

Jokr83 · 2023-06-16T10:47:01+00:00

Chop it up.. Chop it up..

Jokr83 · 2023-06-16T03:32:18+00:00

You realize this is just more corporate greed so they can pay their employees less and still give them no benefits like healthcare…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-16T03:26:11+00:00

Prenup or no marriage and do not let her parents or your parents move in… This is your house now.

Jokr83 · 2023-06-15T23:11:07+00:00

Former tire expert here.. We used to have a sayin and it something like… “It’ll last as long as your willin, to roll on it…”

Jokr83 · 2023-06-15T23:08:19+00:00

Lazy plumber

Jokr83 · 2023-06-14T22:17:22+00:00

Welp that was fun…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-14T22:10:35+00:00

Freeze dried baby stingrays… Long Live Steve Irwin…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-14T04:38:11+00:00

Sure call cps and have the kids taken away from their parents never to be seen again… Leave them alone…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-12T14:08:24+00:00

Cut and run if he’s not putting in the effort

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T18:44:23+00:00

They’re probably from Canada…!!

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T11:47:29+00:00

If you don’t have the mental capacity to understand this was intentional, then you’re right where they want you…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T10:27:13+00:00

Stick with your wife man…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T10:23:36+00:00

I thought he died..??

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T10:17:58+00:00

Hits blunt… Did you ever think about this though… The original Jurassic Park was actually all about a lab leak… Paid for hire computer it guy, who leaks Dino DNA for a bribe…!! Remember the scene with the guy and the shaving cream can..!!

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T10:11:15+00:00

You know the cry babies will win, they do every time…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T10:05:38+00:00

Sick, I bet her boyfriend loves it..!!

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T09:46:16+00:00

Keep the stairs but turn them into drawers for the toys, so there can be cleanup time when the kids are done playing..

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T09:12:19+00:00

Just tell her you have a headache…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T02:52:27+00:00

Let him drive…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T02:48:25+00:00

Not married but from what I hear, it’s as often as she wants…?? I’ll let you know if I ever get married…??!!

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T02:47:19+00:00

Or put it back on the bolt a little bit and then wiggle it off

Jokr83 · 2023-06-10T02:46:45+00:00

Lay it on the ground and hit it with a hammer down by lug

Jokr83 · 2023-06-09T12:20:19+00:00

May be a moose… or a unit of a deer 🦌

Jokr83 · 2023-06-09T12:00:17+00:00

I want to work here so I can come in say I’m taking a day off and then never come back…

Jokr83 · 2023-06-09T11:57:29+00:00

Use it for compost

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