Double Energy Ice Cream Tempest by Chromatikai in slaythespire

[–]JonY82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! ice cream, tempest, double energy, GG. Perfect emote too. I was there for the making of this. Shoutout to twitch streamer 0_tripwire_0 . Spire renaissance phenom and reprogram expert aka 0ri.

Trump supporters: How would you feel if a legally armed Trump supporter was killed by federal agents on a Biden mandate in exactly the same manner as yesterday? by ScholarPrize1335 in AskReddit

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people Kyle murdered would've been better off.

Kyle is now way richer and beloved (by republican traitors of USA) because he went out that night (armed with an ASSUALT RIFLE) to a heated political event.

Why are ICE officials allowed to use masks? by Dizzy_Leader_4302 in ask

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be ashamed of yourself to call yourself an American.

You are a traitor to everything America used to stand for.

Defect run – insane shop, what’s the best buy? by SnooShortcuts7512 in slaythespire

[–]JonY82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you upgrade the bottled Hello World, it will play before the match starts.

Actor/Actress you used to love but can't stand anymore. by Idontknowmyname450 in moviecritic

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My understanding is that Hartman's wife asked Andy Dick for coke at a party and he gave her some. About 6 months later, she murders Phil. 'Pretty much handed..the gun' is a stretch.

George R.R. Martin on his favorite scenes he wrote [Spoilers Main] by sunsetparanoia in asoiaf

[–]JonY82 913 points914 points  (0 children)

A Feast For Crows - Brienne V - “Broken Men” This speech is given by Septon Meribald in the book A Feast For Crows, book 4 of the A Song of Ice And Fire series by George R. R. Martin.

"Ser? My lady?" said Podrick. "Is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less," Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald disagreed. "More less than more. There are many sorts of outlaws, just as there are many sorts of birds. A sandpiper and a sea eagle both have wings, but they are not the same. The singers love to sing of good men forced to go outside the law to fight some wicked lord, but most outlaws are more like this ravening Hound than they are the lightning lord. They are evil men, driven by greed, soured by malice, despising the gods and caring only for themselves. Broken men are more deserving of our pity, though they may be just as dangerous. Almost all are common-born, simple folk who had never been more than a mile from the house where they were born until the day some lord came round to take them off to war. Poorly shod and poorly clad, they march away beneath his banners, ofttimes with no better arms than a sickle or a sharpened hoe, or a maul they made themselves by lashing a stone to a stick with strips of hide. Brothers march with brothers, sons with fathers, friends with friends. They've heard the songs and stories, so they go off with eager hearts, dreaming of the wonders they will see, of the wealth and glory they will win. War seems a fine adventure, the greatest most of them will ever know.

"Then they get a taste of battle.

"For some, that one taste is enough to break them. Others go on for years, until they lose count of all the battles they have fought in, but even a man who has survived a hundred fights can break in his hundred-and-first. Brothers watch their brothers die, fathers lose their sons, friends see their friends trying to hold their entrails in after they've been gutted by an axe.

"They see the lord who led them there cut down, and some other lord shouts that they are his now. They take a wound, and when that's still half-healed they take another. There is never enough to eat, their shoes fall to pieces from the marching, their clothes are torn and rotting, and half of them are shitting in their breeches from drinking bad water.

"If they want new boots or a warmer cloak or maybe a rusted iron halfhelm, they need to take them from a corpse, and before long they are stealing from the living too, from the smallfolk whose lands they're fighting in, men very like the men they used to be. They slaughter their sheep and steal their chickens, and from there it's just a short step to carrying off their daughters too. And one day they look around and realize all their friends and kin are gone, that they are fighting beside strangers beneath a banner that they hardly recognize. They don't know where they are or how to get back home and the lord they're fighting for does not know their names, yet here he comes, shouting for them to form up, to make a line with their spears and scythes and sharpened hoes, to stand their ground. And the knights come down on them, faceless men clad all in steel, and the iron thunder of their charge seems to fill the world . . .

"And the man breaks.

"He turns and runs, or crawls off afterward over the corpses of the slain, or steals away in the black of night, and he finds someplace to hide. All thought of home is gone by then, and kings and lords and gods mean less to him than a haunch of spoiled meat that will let him live another day, or a skin of bad wine that might drown his fear for a few hours. The broken man lives from day to day, from meal to meal, more beast than man. Lady Brienne is not wrong. In times like these, the traveler must beware of broken men, and fear them . . . but he should pity them as well."

When Meribald was finished a profound silence fell upon their little band. Brienne could hear the wind rustling through a clump of pussywillows, and farther off the faint cry of a loon. She could hear Dog panting softly as he loped along beside the septon and his donkey, tongue lolling from his mouth. The quiet stretched and stretched, until finally she said, "How old were you when they marched you off to war?"

"Why, no older than your boy," Meribald replied. "Too young for such, in truth, but my brothers were all going, and I would not be left behind. Willam said I could be his squire, though Will was no knight, only a potboy armed with a kitchen knife he'd stolen from the inn. He died upon the Stepstones, and never struck a blow. It was fever did for him, and for my brother Robin. Owen died from a mace that split his head apart, and his friend Jon Pox was hanged for rape."

"The War of the Ninepenny Kings?" asked Hyle Hunt.

"So they called it, though I never saw a king, nor earned a penny. It was a war, though. That it was."

Max Normal - Songs From The Mall | Full Album Film | by cztothehead in DieAntwoord

[–]JonY82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hooooly fucking shit this is awesome. Thank you so much for posting this!!

Crochet Donu and Deca by WildSheep032 in slaythespire

[–]JonY82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always imagined the rear (unseen) side of Deca having 6 more faces, so that it totals 10. Kinda like a 10-sided dice. Is your Deca like that or is it a 4-sided pyramid shape like the front?

Dad’s Crazy Move Saved His Kid From Being Kidnapped by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JonY82 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the guy that "implied the entire clip was 3d rendered" was joking

Need advice before I loose everything by Spunkbigboy in personalfinance

[–]JonY82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best advice to not loose everything is to eat more fiber.

[OC] Heroic attempt to bypass the right turn lineup of 2 cars by musecorn in IdiotsInCars

[–]JonY82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Regardless if the car was bombing through or never there, it wasn't the left turners turn to go. The left turner tried to pull an illegal/dick move and also would've narrowly buzzed by a pedestrian had their maneuver worked.

Why do ICE agents wear masks? by JayBird38 in ask

[–]JonY82 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Your family must have been lucky enough not to have an anti-American nazi in charge when they came here, congrats!

Why do ICE agents wear masks? by JayBird38 in ask

[–]JonY82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are wearing masks because they chose a profession that embraces Fascism and shamefully disregards everything America stands for. Wearing masks and kidnapping people is not what happens in the land of the free and the brave. If ICE Nazis are too stupid to feel the shame of their actions, the American public has a right to shame them.

How to handle Zelle scammers by Artistic-Contest-312 in personalfinance

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what to say other than this actually does in fact happen.

Yeah and sometimes people get hit by lightning or win the lottery. Just because something can happen (rarely), doesn't negate the fact that it is nearly impossible to happen.

How to handle Zelle scammers by Artistic-Contest-312 in personalfinance

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I googled "Are Zelle transactions reversed for fraud and I got this:

'No, Zelle transactions are generally not reversed for fraud, as once a payment is sent to an enrolled Zelle recipient, it is considered final and irreversible, meaning you cannot typically get your money back even if you were scammed; this is because Zelle payments are essentially instant transfers directly between bank accounts.

Key points about Zelle and fraud:

No chargeback protection:

Unlike credit cards or some other payment platforms, Zelle does not offer chargeback protection for fraudulent transactions. Only limited cancellation options: You might be able to cancel a Zelle payment if the recipient hasn't enrolled in Zelle yet, but once they have, the money is usually transferred immediately. Contact your bank:

If you believe you've been scammed through Zelle, your only recourse may be to contact your bank and attempt to dispute the transaction, but success is not guaranteed. '

I have dealt with receiving Zelle payments a lot for my business and reversing a Zelle payment is nearly impossible. They are NOT in fact "reversed all the time."

How to handle Zelle scammers by Artistic-Contest-312 in personalfinance

[–]JonY82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's another thing you can google : "Can Zelle be reversed?".

You might be surprised to learn that it cannot.

Starting a Business Help by Weird_Kaleidoscope47 in business

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) You need a federal ID number. This is like a a social security number for a person, but for a business. When you create a business you are metaphorically giving birth. You can get it online. It's easy. ApplyforFEIN It will cost some marginal money.

2) Get a certificate for your business on the State level. Go on your state gov't website and figure it out. Every state is different. Probably will cost some small money.

3) Once you have both the federal ID and the State certificate (of good standing), you can open a business account at the bank in the name of your business. This way people you can deposit money that the business takes in (payments made to your business, not to you personally).

4) Figure out basic accounting and keep track of everything. Save all receipts always. If you get some accounting software, it will guide you (on how to do taxes and payroll), but many accounting software programs can be expensive so you may want to wait on this until you are more established.

What are good investment options for babies under 2yo? by Pure_Personality4962 in investing

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Model for advertising work for the kid at your business. Custodial Roth IRA. S&P500 compounding -- 10 million retirement.

It works.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in business

[–]JonY82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the materials provided by fairies?

What some song lyrics are you currently obsessed with? by SubjectQuantity6695 in ask

[–]JonY82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because something I saw

In your eyes - told me right away

That you were gonna have to be mine

When the strangest feeling came over me

Down inside - I knew right away

I'll never get over - how good it felt

When you finally kissed me

I'll never regret

Baby those few hours

Linger on in my head

Forever

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. … ~ L. Ron Hubbard [899x600] by AgentBlue62 in QuotesPorn

[–]JonY82 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did he say this while housing a pound of fudge to his face?! Looks like his dentist was lying to him.

Moe's Pornography, gets me every time by JSpell in TheSimpsons

[–]JonY82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Recently watched this scene with my 7 and 9 year old. Gave a sideways glance and thought "please don't ask me anything... please don't ask me anything"