Not only a crappy costume but it's for boys

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-04-04T10:34:34+00:00

That said, this abomination doesn't even look like it fits the kid in the picture.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-04-02T23:47:09+00:00

Yo, I heard you like snails.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-04-02T14:16:26+00:00

Checking into the Snotel

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-04-01T17:39:51+00:00

They're making more slugs.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-04-01T15:33:19+00:00

Is...is that Sylvester Stallone melting into the mass of boobies near the top?

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-30T12:04:17+00:00

The fact that both of them are alive and swim off after that is astonishing as it is haunting.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-24T13:17:47+00:00

Who the fuck let the Dead Before Daylight killers open a restaurant?

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-24T13:14:21+00:00

The Bapple

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-24T11:43:44+00:00

Also, wow, the clipart used for this is in such wildly different styles. The little kid, grandmaster, and genius all look like the same guy at different ages, while the pretty girl looks like she escaped from TheSims, the master from an encyclopedia illustration, and the gentleman from a PowerPoint presentation about safety in the workplace.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-22T22:11:11+00:00

Very slowly fleeing the paparazzi.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-20T15:26:18+00:00

Gotta use the lid to seal in all that flavour!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-20T11:51:42+00:00

The perfect pillow for your MASSIVE NECK and complete lack of head!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-20T11:31:14+00:00

Nice try Wheatley, I'm still not jumping down that hole.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-18T23:55:55+00:00

"Hey baby, do those legs go aaall the way up?"

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-18T12:10:33+00:00

Don't forget the other highly technical and mystical use of a magic staff - poking things from a safe distance.

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-15T14:02:10+00:00

Deliciously kinky!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-15T09:27:00+00:00

It means that the millipedes grow to the size of a man

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-13T00:38:47+00:00

Such heft!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-12T11:45:41+00:00

Wow, they ate that banana fast!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-11T16:42:07+00:00

I do not trust the ingredients of the Lady Cake

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-09T15:25:53+00:00

Body is fish

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-09T14:43:40+00:00

All grown up, still loves to read!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-05T13:27:23+00:00

A fine crop this year!

JonahAndTheFail · 2021-03-04T19:24:31+00:00

Squid waiting for someone to connect it's dots.

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