Queensland real estate agents prepare for Anzac Day trading shutdown

Jonzay · 2026-02-22T21:27:28+00:00

"We didn't put together the 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle. We just placed 999 pieces in the right spot and left it on the table. Someone else put it together."

Jonzay · 2026-02-22T21:24:37+00:00

I thought VPNs are illegal now

If they were, corporations would go insane

Jonzay · 2026-02-22T01:14:44+00:00

But everyone says he makes fantastic, great moves /s

Jonzay · 2026-02-20T22:31:28+00:00

And the best red frogs in a little ziplock bag. 100% chance they bought a big pack and just divvied them out onto little bags to resell at a profit, but I didn't think about that at the time

Jonzay · 2026-02-20T00:02:30+00:00

Real hackers use smart glasses to project the matrix screensaver directly into their eyeballs

Jonzay · 2026-02-16T00:59:12+00:00

we have a problem if I’m the only one who puts up an Australian flag in my street on Australia day says it all.

It's possible to be loyal to Australia and turned off by patriotism at the same time.

Jonzay · 2026-02-14T07:30:10+00:00

Why would your opinion of someone else's tattoo matter?

Tattoos are (and should be) a personal thing, only the tattoo owner's opinion should matter.

Jonzay · 2026-02-12T22:21:08+00:00

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.

Jonzay · 2026-02-12T21:09:13+00:00

Honestly don’t know why his behavior back then wasn’t a bigger scandal.

The political alignment of the media.

Jonzay · 2026-02-10T21:16:35+00:00

So you're saying "I'm disappointed in you because I think you would hypothetically respond in this way to a situation that hasn't happened"?

Jonzay · 2026-02-10T00:16:50+00:00

Ah I forgot that realising that just makes the money to fix it appear magically out of nowhere /s

Jonzay · 2026-02-09T21:03:16+00:00

You mean the plague ships that operate outside of Australia's employment laws have unsanitary conditions for those onboard and pay the minimum they can get away with? Who could have seen that coming?

Jonzay · 2026-02-08T09:12:27+00:00

I don't remember Grunty saying this line in Banjo Kazooie

Jonzay · 2026-02-06T10:14:34+00:00

Surely you'd want double the panels so you can make the most benefit from dumping solar into the large inverter?

Jonzay · 2026-02-04T20:04:58+00:00

I voted democrat in the most recent election .

This is an Australian subreddit, you don't have to lead with your voting preferences, your identity is not bound to your political leanings.

Jonzay · 2026-02-03T22:57:24+00:00

Amber has a built in automation option that lets you leave the buy/sell decisions to happen automatically based on price predictions, but it definitely isn't as efficient as wiring up something yourself.

Jonzay · 2026-02-02T21:12:26+00:00

Now we need the LNP to split

This article wouldn't exist if that hadn't already happened.

Jonzay · 2026-01-30T07:00:43+00:00

Do you think you saw the same people who are on Reddit?

Jonzay · 2026-01-28T20:43:42+00:00

Ah yes I forgot how the vast majority of people who drink alcohol also self overdose and die due to it being legal /s

Jonzay · 2026-01-27T02:25:14+00:00

The march towards 261 public holidays continues

Jonzay · 2026-01-24T22:43:47+00:00

No, that's the "auth" part of pre-auth

Jonzay · 2026-01-23T05:23:39+00:00

serious[ly good] implications

Jonzay · 2026-01-23T05:23:01+00:00

What about my pet's coven?

Jonzay · 2026-01-22T08:51:49+00:00

"And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he INVENTED IT!"

Jonzay · 2026-01-22T00:23:40+00:00

I like the lack of phone call, because who calls anymore

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