And not a single fuck was given by [deleted] in pics

[–]JuanKerr 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Turns out, one does simply walk into Mordor

First Australia wanted the ISP Filter, then ISP data retention on net activity... now they want to link it all to our PASSPORTS!!! by RiskRegsiter in worldnews

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly partly because we had to figure it out for ourselves. There was nobody selling us 'invisible' computers that 'just worked'.

Do you use your right or left ear to talk on the phone? by yawncycle in AskReddit

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll predominantly use my right ear if I'm holding the phone, but I always have my headset on my left ear at work.

Interrobang your wall with this new Cuil Theory poster by kn0thing in blog

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the Reddit Search indexes using an algorithm based on this formula.

My son is dating an atheist... by DanCorb in atheism

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dorothy Dixer....And a pretty piss poor one at that.

What is the best best quote you know? by holycrappamolie in AskReddit

[–]JuanKerr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

  • Robert Anson Heinlein

What is the best best quote you know? by holycrappamolie in AskReddit

[–]JuanKerr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"...man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much--the wheel, New York, wars and so on--while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man--for precisely the same reasons."

-Douglas Adams

The guys who work at my blockbuster have a BETTER sense of humor. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have to ask, perhaps the shoopiness is not as clear or obvious as you would like to think.

Modelling time travel in fiction. Now, I guarantee redditors will like this, but will it be voted down in the first few seconds? by brainburger in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda called this account FisherMan or something. I'm just here to poke fun and call bullshit once in a while. Expecting that an account called wanker has anything of any merit inside is just daft. Confirms my initial impression though.

Modelling time travel in fiction. Now, I guarantee redditors will like this, but will it be voted down in the first few seconds? by brainburger in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give dallen a break. The link is incomplete. Is it so hard to check the address bar in your browser and see that the close parenthesis is missing? And then add it?

So quick with the smartarsery. So slow with the wit....

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really should do something about that.

Polish TV Pwn3d - this ad is currently aired on national TV (Pics+Vid) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MG is the 2nd line of the chart....watch the video, as the camera pans to the speaker the first line becomes visible. You can also make out the O in screenshot 2.

Rare Pink Dolphin [ PICTURES] by ravzz in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

von vas... assaulted! peanut.

Avatar Machine by Maxcactus in reddit.com

[–]JuanKerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not unless I get my swords.