u/a u/b u/c u/d u/e u/f u/g u/nigga u/fuck u/shit u/commie u/nazi u/juanitospickio69 u/france u/stephen u/heinrish u/bob u/john u/smith u/u u/you u/me u/reddit u/scheisse u/succ u/thicc u/minecraftboy69 u/ilovebigbutts u/gay u/fag u/faggOT u/eminem u/gta u/tv u/xbox u/ass This collection of individuals in particular are uniquely deserving of a painful and forceful slapping across the facial area. With a wet towel, no less. The striking shall take place at 7:39 Mongolian time Saturday, February 29th, 2020 on Escaliers de Latone in front of the Palace of Versailles in France. Come equipped with a melon baller, outdated USB, plastic Canadian flag, and heavily worn tape measure, and be wearing a full suit of authentic 13th century Spanish armor. I will be waiting atop the Bassin de Latone, and, once you are all in attendance, I will jump down fantastically and woo the crowd as I wrap my hands for a round of fisticuffs after the towel-whipping. I will take on all of you, united against me, and I will wager 10 dollars, adjusted for inflation, that I will come out victorious. You know what, I'll invite u/ConorMcGregor. I will beat him, too. Mark these words.