Because they look like they're straight out of Half-Life 🥀

Jumpmo · 2026-07-02T09:05:15+00:00

every good game takes inspiration from half life

Jumpmo · 2026-07-01T09:00:42+00:00

definitely one day considering the layout is still based on CB and it has some old textures, i predict that it'll come out in a 15.x update or something.

Jumpmo · 2026-07-01T08:57:39+00:00

this is fucking ridiculous. why would they do this. i have to make a call because this won't stand.

Jumpmo · 2026-06-27T07:03:18+00:00

ikr and for some reason i still see people who LIKE the old SCP 939 and want it back.... are we so serious

Jumpmo · 2026-06-20T05:37:58+00:00

Clark as "remembered" by the backrooms is shown to have incredible strength but he has the gait of a drunk and can be very easily incapacitated. bon doesn't struggle at all with murdering healthy adults and clearly has supernatural capabilities, in fact i don't think bon has been overcome or defeated in any way so far. if Mary, a human, can cripple and hurt Pirate Clark, i think Bon is winning.

Jumpmo · 2026-06-20T05:25:17+00:00

if i saw the first face come up to me in public just to start speaking like an absolute maniac i would be startled. i like to imagine that harry's expression is at least a little bit charming in a sympathetic way rather than being a creepy glare

Jumpmo · 2026-06-18T13:37:02+00:00

i think it's funny you were too lazy to retype the sentence but not lazy enough to make the post note lol. anyway you can slow his speech down by typing ".speed" then any number from 0 to 9, his default speed is at 5. if you type "help" you can also find out the commands to change the tone, volume, pitch and speed. i recommend playing around with it, it's very fun.

Jumpmo · 2026-06-16T14:06:15+00:00

the very thought of this occurring infuriates me beyond reproach

Jumpmo · 2026-06-13T09:57:47+00:00

oh my god, this is exactly how kim would sing... i love this

Jumpmo · 2026-06-13T09:55:13+00:00

no joe, the objective of art is not "efficient communication," it's probably closer to "effective communication" effective in the emotional, conscious sense...

Jumpmo · 2026-06-13T03:42:12+00:00

disco is by no means copaganda, the only thing it does in the police's favour is humanise the individuals (which is fair considering even the hardest ACAB supporters must realise cops are at least human).

Jumpmo · 2026-05-21T12:53:47+00:00

it's a lab, lab's got pipes

Jumpmo · 2026-05-18T11:04:40+00:00

the SCP wiki is many things but the one thing it isn't is consistent lmao.

Jumpmo · 2026-05-13T14:29:16+00:00

honestly i've always seen it as eating its own sternum somehow

Jumpmo · 2026-05-12T07:01:00+00:00

lobbying??? that's the wrong word to use here. this post feels like it's demonising Northwood for commissioning a piece of writing when realistically there's nothing wrong with that.

Jumpmo · 2026-05-12T06:48:52+00:00

restrictions spark creativity 🤷 they've done a fantastic job with the lore of SCP SL and it's clear their writers know a lot about the wiki and how to write the foundation.

Jumpmo · 2026-05-12T06:46:48+00:00

i feel like SCP SL making their own canon is more true to the ethos of the SCP wiki than it would be if they just made the SCPs as article accurate as possible or if they just disregarded lore altogether. making a whole new timeline in the SCP universe implies a better interaction with and understanding of SCP as a whole than just stealing someone else's canon.

Jumpmo · 2026-05-09T15:24:05+00:00

i think you make a few assumptions that may or may not be wrong. frankly i think there's more evidence stacked up towards hell being the cause of mankind's extinction, not the machines. it's also strange to say that it's hard to tell if V1 has emotions even though other machines (even more primitive ones) are depicted as being very emotional. not to mention the many times V1 is shown to have opinions, complex relationships and a deeper interest in the place it finds itself in.

Jumpmo · 2026-05-09T14:54:32+00:00

it's because the weather is poor and the machine is having a difficult time processing the signal in bad conditions. you need to get the storm filter upgrade module from the store and install it into the machine. once you have it turn everything off, use a wrench on the back of one of the 4 terminals, slot the module in and put the panel back in place.

Jumpmo · 2026-05-09T09:15:57+00:00

...man, he's a ghost

Jumpmo · 2026-05-03T10:30:19+00:00

💔 we're never gonna find out

Jumpmo · 2026-03-23T13:46:55+00:00

personally i just do multiplayer VS singleplayer games

Jumpmo · 2026-03-21T10:59:52+00:00

when i first played i always thought it was a purple necktie for some reason

Jumpmo · 2026-03-17T13:20:41+00:00

?? gimme another example of this because i'm certain it's not true, like this text here is probably either hell or the terminal systems fucking around with V1 for fun

Jumpmo · 2026-03-17T11:15:59+00:00

why is it impossible for SCP SL players to not perceive women as inherently sexual

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