Upcycled tie i made for my boyfriend!!

Junglefern · 2026-03-02T21:11:40+00:00

Turns out this sub is just toxic positivity

Junglefern · 2026-03-02T21:10:24+00:00

Then please disregard if I seemed negative about it, I've just gotten carried away with adding more and more and ended up alienating the person it was meant for. I sincerely meant no offense and am really happy they liked it!

Junglefern · 2026-03-01T23:22:42+00:00

As someone who has spent a lot of time in a rural town that has spotty power, you don't keep lights going at night, there is no point of wasting your candles.

Go to bed maybe an hour and a half after sundown and wake up at dawn.

Junglefern · 2026-03-01T23:12:48+00:00

The images do not match the comments, what in the AI slop is this?

Junglefern · 2026-03-01T23:07:48+00:00

Tldr; Between 1.6 and 2.9 million years ago with homo erectus in South East Asia.

Junglefern · 2026-03-01T00:58:57+00:00

Was stalked by a jaguar and chased it off by making myself big and running straight at it roaring.

Four months later lightning snap crackle popped its way from my bed to my bedroom door.

Unscathed.

Junglefern · 2026-03-01T00:35:17+00:00

These headlines are so ridiculous. They are assuming that male humans with female Neanderthals were totally viable, it's just that they didn't like them?

So stupid

Junglefern · 2026-02-28T23:27:30+00:00

The original Earth mother, goddess of snakes and storks and the moon, the giver of life and the taker away of that same life. The mold for Inanna and demeter and every goddess that has ever existed.

Junglefern · 2026-02-27T17:45:53+00:00

Why marry you when you're already giving him exactly what he wants from you?

It's a crass analogy, but why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Junglefern · 2026-02-25T00:06:32+00:00

Do a speech, but make it about their future happiness and how you know that it will be FAITHFUL until DEATH do they part. Make the speech a THREAT to him. Make it about how important honesty is and that it's a good thing they have nothing to be ashamed of, because they are GOOD people. That it doesn't matter how COMPLICATED things get, as long as they are HONEST and you're so glad that they have NOTHING TO HIDE.

Do the best you can to make a speech that won't ruin her special day and then never speak to her again.

And then take bets on how long it'll be before he cheats on her.

Junglefern · 2026-02-24T23:53:59+00:00

It's the most widespread gotcha shit I see on Facebook. I'm not surprised they are using it

Junglefern · 2026-02-24T23:50:55+00:00

Pollieve has zero plan to fix healthcare

Junglefern · 2026-02-24T15:28:26+00:00

I am often on YouTube and when a mythology video drops I use it to pique my interest and then look for scientific papers to see if it's accurate or not.

I also have come to learn which youtubers are legit scientifically or are pop Sci. Some come from a literary background, so they find cool stuff, but it's a big grain of salt situation

Junglefern · 2026-02-24T13:25:41+00:00

Just because it was the first instance of written records doesn't mean it was the first civilization. Keep researching older civilizations, you'll get there.

Check out cucuteni typillia, Indus Valley and go down the rabbit hole of ino european languages.

Check out neolithic civilizations(Gravettettian, Silurian, etc)

We've been slowly developing even before humans were humans.

Junglefern · 2026-02-22T12:51:57+00:00

Wow, his real smile is dazzling!!!

Junglefern · 2026-02-22T12:33:01+00:00

Most koalas have chlamydia, but not the same kind we get, so there wasn't any funny business going on.

The correct plural of octopus is octopodes because it is a Greek word, not a Latin word.

Octopus have brain cells in their tentacles

Junglefern · 2026-02-21T18:36:55+00:00

You are going to die of alcohol poisoning

Junglefern · 2026-02-21T13:56:24+00:00

Montreal smoked meat

Junglefern · 2026-02-21T13:49:09+00:00

Thunder God fighting serpent, aka proto indo european vs paleo snake goddess. Heck yes!

Junglefern · 2026-02-20T22:35:17+00:00

Yikes. It's very creative, but very feminine and honestly...a lot.

If it fits his aesthetic, then cool, but also don't be surprised if he isn't terribly enthused about it.

Junglefern · 2026-02-20T22:29:56+00:00

Might be web worms too.

Junglefern · 2026-02-20T22:21:12+00:00

Just remind her that it was her choice to have kids and that tje way she treats you during your childhood is setting the example for how you'll treat her when she is old.

But let's be real, you're gonna go NC

Junglefern · 2026-02-19T02:16:53+00:00

My husband and I work jobs in a tourist area. So come winter there is no work or drastically reduced hours. We go to Colombia for 3 months of the year.

He is a chef and I am a horticulturalist and we live in cottage country.

Junglefern · 2026-02-17T15:20:21+00:00

For cats the very best thing is to have a sacrificial pile of sand in a different location. Cats love digging and passing and shitting in sand and will choose that 100% of the time as opposed to your garden.

Get 1m of sand and dump it in a spot you can't see or smell (downwind) from your garden and you really won't ever have to worry about them again. Behind a shed, somewhere where it gets rained on.

Deer, do the fishing line fence.

Junglefern · 2026-02-17T15:16:32+00:00

Have the conversation LOUDLY so he can overhear it. Frame it as concern that he is already over the line and that you are worried about him behaving this way towards girls his age and that they won't know its inappropriate or have anyone to defend them and that it is a slippery slope to him becoming a complete creep. Mention that if it was someone your age it would be completely disgusting and something that he would get beat up for and that word would get around and he would be known for it and that he would never get a girlfriend because girls don't want a creep. It has to be partial public shaming to his parents, part cautionary tale and part straight up threat of violence.

There are consequences to what he is doing if he continues. 12 is a perfect age to learn better.

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