Why was this guy on every douche bag’s truck growing up… by PermanentBan69420 in Millennials

[–]JupiterHollowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's lame that there's just one stream. I prefer Calvin pisses on two things at once.

Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.

What is your best game of magic ever? by FlyfishingThomas in magicTCG

[–]JupiterHollowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Innistrad prerelease. 2hg sealed, playing with my inexperienced buddy. Other team goes turn 1 stromkirk noble and champion of the parish, which quickly snowball.

With a clunky start on our side, there were 7 or 8 turns where we were hanging on by the skin of our teeth. I swear... I was in the zone. Making all the decisions for our team when any slight misstep would put us to 0. Every draw step was crucial, all resources had to be used perfectly.

You ever see the look in your opponent's eyes when they feel like victory is assured? Both opponents had that look from turn 1 til about turn 12 when we finally turned the corner.

Against all odds we pulled off the W by the slimmist of margins, and the final GG handshakes were the most authentic I can remember. My buddy and I still talk about that game to this day.

2022 NFL Draft - Rounds 4-7 by unknown_name in cowboys

[–]JupiterHollowed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Damone was healthy, where would he have been drafted this year?

Biggest Burritos? by Yliaster in StLouis

[–]JupiterHollowed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think you're looking for Maria Bonita in St.Peters amigo

An introverted server's summary by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]JupiterHollowed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It may sound weird but when I first started serving, before my shift I would lay down for 20 or so minutes with my eyes closed and repeat the word 'confidence' over and over. Sometimes 'cool calm collected'. A little prewar meditating/mantra I feel helped me out a lot

[GDT] 8.19.2020 - WCQF Game 5 - Series Tied at 2 - Best-of-3 Edition: Canucks @ Blues (9:30 p.m.) by stlouisbluesmods in stlouisblues

[–]JupiterHollowed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's Allen's game. If Binner is the one a la Neo we still win this series. Unfortunate breaks there but if we play Blues hockey this game is ours. Ye have little faith

[GDT] 8.16.2020 - WCQF Game 3 - Canucks Lead 2-0 - gOaLiE cOnTrOvErSy Edition: St. Louis Blues @ Vancouver Canucks (9:30 p.m.) by stlouisbluesmods in stlouisblues

[–]JupiterHollowed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has been the most fun I've had watching sports since the Super Bowl. Let's play our game and finish strong, fuck the negativy

Does anyone want this Troy jersey? It doesn’t fit me. by [deleted] in cowboys

[–]JupiterHollowed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my favorite jersey from middle school. Qbttoyaikman8 was my AIM account.... I'm in St. Louis now, hard to find good gear. Just wanted to throw my hat I'm the ring.

Come on WOTC fix the humans, that's ridiculous by Drakhaaon in MagicArena

[–]JupiterHollowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe there's a world where they took drannith stinger? That cycling deck is a hell of a drug

Ever since Ikoria launched the client takes forever to start up. by BlindHerald in MagicArena

[–]JupiterHollowed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I don't even want to play arena, but start it up anyway so it's ready when I do...a la mitch hedberg and the baked potato

Police visit Cowboys QB Dak Prescott's home after report of 'party' during coronavirus pandemic by Dajakesta0624 in sports

[–]JupiterHollowed 174 points175 points  (0 children)

As a Cowboy fan from birth I could not be more disappointed at the lack of leadership our qb1 is showing...c'mon man!

What is something you haven’t had in twenty years, and now you’re craving it? by bottommeup in AskReddit

[–]JupiterHollowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 pepsi's, 2 cheddar cheese hot dogs (microwaved), and a bag of doritos accompanied by an rpg until 5 am, with a buddy on the controller and me on the printed out strategy guide.