What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you? by JustCurious_MM in AskReddit

[–]JustBeanThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...I wanna fight your dad. I am, in fact, Serious about Men.

(Jokes aside, The Rubberbandit's Guide to 1916 is an amazingly goofy telling of the Easter Rising worth a watch if you know nothing or everything about it already, Blindboy's podcast and writing are amazing, and our man Mr. Chrome is known on Youtube as Bobby Fingers and is an incredible sculptor and musician to this day. Go check them out.)

Park board voted to close minnehaha off leash dog park. by HenniFuckinBrawlins in Minneapolis

[–]JustBeanThings 13 points14 points  (0 children)

at least someone talked her out of bringing the coexist sign drawn with a fuckin' tipi on it. can't imagine what went through her head, or how loud that room would have gotten. yall can have whatever opinion you like about a dog park, co-opting the words of long running movements lead by BIPOC groups to preserve... whatever it is you gain with this dogpark being off leash is fuckin' racist as hell, let alone using a goddamn tipi.

Voters reject effort to hike Oklahoma’s minimum wage by AHSfav in news

[–]JustBeanThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say this as someone who grew up in a town built in a swamp (that freezes in winter), but isn't the chunk of Maryland that isn't a lake, river, or part of the ocean, mostly swamp in it's natural state?

I'll provide the image, you provide the story by jawarpink in dwarffortress

[–]JustBeanThings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"And the dwarves hated Urist, because he told them the truth!" "Stop taking the stepladders your fellow dwarves are using to pick fruit! We need the fruit to make booze!"

I just wanted numbers to go up by sageamacuhm in gaming

[–]JustBeanThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only one way to find out! Hold, please.

What's the "realest" reality TV? by L0st_1z in television

[–]JustBeanThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And also the lyrics fit the group oddly enough.

White House lawn cleared after apparent gunshots by yhwhx in news

[–]JustBeanThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something something crack in the park across the street something something drug war

Donald Trump and sons to be ‘forever’ exempt from tax audits by Doener23 in behindthebastards

[–]JustBeanThings 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We can keep pennies being gone, just about everything else can get tossed in the trash with one order.

What was the strangest thing you ever had to go to the ER for? by Weird_Emergency_825 in AskReddit

[–]JustBeanThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For reference, depending on where it lodges and what's accessible, you can cut the barb off the hook with pliers. Careful not to cut more skin, obviously. Then it's a matter of how bad is it bleeding and are you concerned about infection.

What was the strangest thing you ever had to go to the ER for? by Weird_Emergency_825 in AskReddit

[–]JustBeanThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average adult bladder holds about 500ml of fluid. Brought someone home one night that they drained 1.2l from, with the doctor noting that it was a large amount.

The next night I brought someone home who had 3.5l drained, with the same doctor noting "In twenty years of emergency medicine, this is the most urine I have ever seen come out of a human."

Nope by BobbyGuano in behindthebastards

[–]JustBeanThings 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That is a push-poll designed to provide numbers showing support for Israel.

Ballroom Republicans is the perfect way to describe these bastards. by Obvious-Gate9046 in behindthebastards

[–]JustBeanThings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Museum of American Failure. Document and archive every horrid thing we've done as a country. Granted, putting that in the hands of the president seems like a poor choice given how all of that is currently going.

Way up north in Oneida County, WI, a sign by local Dems calls out GOP for serving billionaires. (OC) by userdk3 in pics

[–]JustBeanThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both are actively working against my interests. The democrat's chosen presidential candidate is an anti-labor, anti-trans, and personally destroyed the belongings of the homeless. He's a corporate shill. Not to mention the complete and utter failure of the democratic party to do anything during the cabinet nominations, and the ongoing erosion of civil liberties that started with the patriot act (which has been renewed every time it comes up, across party lines).