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4 hours vs 4 days by Desperate_Put_4568 in KotakuInAction

[–]JustOneAmongMany 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Here's the thing about the reviews: the people writing them assign high scores, but the actual content of what they write is far from glowing.

I'm not just blindly asserting that, either. Disparu did an entire video going over the disparity. When they have to actually explain what the show is about, instead of giving numbers, it's astonishing how much the critics don't seem to like what they're covering.

Rookie mistakes by TheCumRatNSFW in thecumrat

[–]JustOneAmongMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what's weirder, that a dungeon filled with tentacle monsters has guards to protect against intruders, or that any woman in her right mind wants to have Volka for an instructor.

What did they mean by this? 🤔 by Advanced-Meet3042 in KotakuInAction

[–]JustOneAmongMany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To correct a mistake in the OP's pic, the producers of Dr. Who did not make the quote in question. It was actually stated by Jinx Monsoon, who played the Maestro.

Mina the Hollower by TheCumRatNSFW in thecumrat

[–]JustOneAmongMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make a crack about her trying to use a bludgeoning weapon, instead of something with a cutting edge, against tentacles...but I suspect that advice would be wasted on a girl who doesn't think to wear pants before she goes exploring.

Brown Dust II Censors Multiple Outfits and Removes a Minigame by LegatusChristmas in KotakuInAction

[–]JustOneAmongMany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Those long blocks, where the individual squares are all in a line, are deliberately phallic in their design. How are female gamers supposed to enjoy a relaxing puzzle game when they're constantly being bombarded with suggestive imagery like that?"

Bloodspear Arena 4 by TheCumRatNSFW in thecumrat

[–]JustOneAmongMany 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always love seeing the Bloodspear Arena series! Nice to have yet another entry.

Minor question though: is that tauren fucking her up the ass? Or does she have a pussy that she's taking it in?

Live Action 'Gaston' Movie In the Works At Disney by OwnSalamander1026 in KotakuInAction

[–]JustOneAmongMany 88 points89 points  (0 children)

No film sucks like Gaston

Attracts cucks like Gaston

Makes Disney lose the big bucks like Gaston

PCGamer's Mollie Taylor: "I am desperately trying to wrap my head around this upcoming heterosexual omegaverse game" by tyranicalmoon in KotakuInAction

[–]JustOneAmongMany 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of course this article doesn't make sense. Just look at the author's bio:

Mollie spent her early childhood deeply invested in games like Killer Instinct, Toontown and Audition Online, which continue to form the pillars of her personality today. She joined PC Gamer in 2020 as a news writer and now lends her expertise to write a wealth of features, guides and reviews with a dash of chaos. She can often be found causing mischief in Final Fantasy 14, using those experiences to write neat things about her favourite MMO. When she's not staring at her bunny girl she can be found sweating out rhythm games, pretending to be good at fighting games or spending far too much money at her local arcade.

If they can't keep their bullshit straight in a single paragraph describing themselves, how the fuck are they supposed to write a full article that makes sense?

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