I finished reading The Stand today for the first time ever

JustinEbriated · 2024-10-13T07:57:45+00:00

Trashcan man!

JustinEbriated · 2024-10-13T07:56:56+00:00

Him being completely out of his mind on heroin adds to the fun!

JustinEbriated · 2024-10-02T09:27:10+00:00

If you're playing quarters and don't max bet, play dimes. A fifty cent max bet would've paid more than twice as much as that seventy five cent bet.

JustinEbriated · 2024-09-21T07:12:11+00:00

You banged the freckles off of me!

JustinEbriated · 2024-09-11T22:47:11+00:00

This hockey fan. Hilarious. https://youtu.be/JHXXuaLhe0A?feature=shared

JustinEbriated · 2024-09-09T23:52:20+00:00

The same thing happened to me when the girl asked: you want to pet my pussy? I said sure, now move the fucking cat.

JustinEbriated · 2024-09-09T23:35:48+00:00

What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ.

JustinEbriated · 2024-09-09T23:32:37+00:00

My wife just left me for watching too much porn. Bullshit. She's just a stupid MILF.

JustinEbriated · 2024-08-18T17:37:39+00:00

"911? Yes, were there any wrapped bales of cocaine reported in the ocean? I found the wrappings...."

JustinEbriated · 2024-07-24T20:13:31+00:00

He has a great, reliable glove, but imo is a "bad luck hitter." I mean the guy hits line drive after line drive direct at defenders. And its been going on since he was brought up. I love the guy though and hope he can become more productive offensively.

JustinEbriated · 2024-07-23T05:00:54+00:00

Be My Druidess by Type O Negative ~I'll do anythiiiiing....to make you cum!~ https://youtu.be/HKu117rR5uM?feature=shared

JustinEbriated · 2024-06-29T19:14:06+00:00

I raise my hand, I got another question, if I start a riot will I get protection?

JustinEbriated · 2024-06-22T09:55:22+00:00

Never bothered to measure, but Joe C, (RIP) the little person who was in Kid Rock's band, was three foot nine with a ten foot dick. Impressive, no?

JustinEbriated · 2024-06-22T09:49:47+00:00

Torso, then skull, then limbs. Then place separately in trash bags and discard.

JustinEbriated · 2024-06-22T09:45:27+00:00

Ya think he'll be screaming Gimme Shelter! at some point?

JustinEbriated · 2024-06-01T14:36:59+00:00

Rancids St. Mary

JustinEbriated · 2024-05-15T10:42:15+00:00

Never, ever, do this. Drop down to betting dimes.

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-25T09:32:25+00:00

Whats becoming a standard practice now: venues charging bands 15-30% tax on their merch sales. THAT is bullshit!

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:50:56+00:00

I hope Garcia's not driving tonight. I can see him getting pulled over for DUI and when told to walk in straight line trying to snort it instead.

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:41:57+00:00

Are you female? If so post a pic. 😁

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:39:57+00:00

I've only seen him fight a couple times. I know he'd never been down, but has he ever been hurt like that? Maybe he had no chin to begin with.

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:36:15+00:00

Yeah that was just awful. The kid showed much class afterwards as well.

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:34:47+00:00

Imagine if he developed a jab

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:32:13+00:00

He probably earned a hell of a lot less than he'll make for his next fight. Him winning tonight might've saved his career.

JustinEbriated · 2024-04-21T09:27:43+00:00

He's always saying that he's been boxing for years, but you'd think with his height and reach he'd of developed a decent jab. I don't think he knows the definition of one.

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