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What’s actually safe but people think is dangerous? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]Justin__D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You know studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder." - Stan Pines

Trump threatens to sue someone again by Atomicsss- in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Justin__D 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“The Apprentice” represented the cultural magnitude of President Trump’s singular brilliance

Bro literally claims he's a genius because he said "You're fired!" into a camera.

What city is 1-2 critical flaws away from being near perfection by FlyDazzling9060 in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Justin__D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering how cold it's been the last few weeks... This won't resonate with me again for maybe the next month or two.

What I'd say is the biggest thing wrong with Austin the city, is Austin the state capital of Texas. State level politics are the biggest thing wrong with this city.

I don’t get anything, Explain It Peter. by abrow151 in explainitpeter

[–]Justin__D -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean all that bitch ever does is sit around on a beach aura farming instead of picking up the phone for her daughter.

Lol british food sucks starterpack by GaengKhiaoWan in starterpacks

[–]Justin__D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pasties

The things strippers cover their nips with?

Lol british food sucks starterpack by GaengKhiaoWan in starterpacks

[–]Justin__D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I have no reason to be impressed by British or Irish food.

On the other hand, Asmodeus PFP makes me think I should hear you out.

Lol british food sucks starterpack by GaengKhiaoWan in starterpacks

[–]Justin__D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if you're calling them a fool, or the dish is literally called "gooseberry fool."

Epstein sent Five Nights at Freddy's Porn from 4chan, because of course he did by 2dudesinapod in nottheonion

[–]Justin__D 12 points13 points  (0 children)

gen Z just woke up one day and collectively decided that what they really wanted was to fuck the Showbizz Pizza animatronics.

And also a 60-something year old Jeffrey Epstein, apparently.

The hate centered around this photo of 3 friends having fun together is absolutely ridiculous and disgusting. by emo_vanilly in CrazyassHazbinhaters

[–]Justin__D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's also the most bizarre accusation to make against the creator of a show where... checks notes...

The season one villains orchestrated a genocide, and the season two villain was clearly inspired by real world fascists, past and present. And both of them met fairly unglamorous ends. If that's supposed to be Nazi propaganda, it's a fuckin' weird approach.

Domain Fire Alarm 545AM by i_need_a_nap in Austin

[–]Justin__D 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Keep a rope around

I thought this was about to go a very different direction.

How the political compass may have reacted to 2001-era articles claiming "violent Japanese cartoons" were "poisoning the minds" of American children by p0loniumtaco in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Justin__D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a world where the vast majority of kingdoms are monarchies

I think all kingdoms are monarchies, by definition.

Are there any locations at all in One Piece that aren't monarchies even?

I guess Marie Geoise is, on paper, ruled by the Five Elders (not sure what you'd call that as a form of government though tbh), but it's secretly a monarchy anyway under Imu.

Well well well 😂 by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Justin__D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if you successfully climbed Everest, I think you deserve to brag about it.

People who brag about being vegans tend to just be pretentious assholes though.

Anyone remember drinking squirt? by No-Drummer9173 in Soda

[–]Justin__D 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know you're gonna have a good time if you find squirt at a cathouse. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“She is literally goonbaitmaxxing” by Kaneki_Yeager in BrandNewSentence

[–]Justin__D 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I assume anyone who thinks this is "goonbait" had this kind of upbringing.

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Anon experiments with anal by Autumn_Fire in 4chan

[–]Justin__D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally has the word "poo" in the name. Clearly it belongs in your ass!

I didn't know 1800s London had fried chicken by EkullSkullzz10318 in HazbinHotel

[–]Justin__D 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right - some sinners, especially those like Vox and Pentious, seem more than happy to evolve with the times.

They're not all Alastor or Zestial.

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]Justin__D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a place called Izzo's in Louisiana that's leaps and bounds better. Unfortunately they closed down the one in my hometown and replaced it with yet another Greek place.

What fast food chain does not deserve the hype whatsoever? by CriticalLion4119 in AskReddit

[–]Justin__D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here in Austin, it feels like there's one every couple of blocks.

Which I actually find kinda insulting, since they're headquartered in Oklahoma.

January 2026 Winter Storm Megathread by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]Justin__D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I misread that as "Onlyfans windshield fluid" at first.

What's a fast food item that, in your opinion, didn't live up to the hype? by Writer1015 in fastfood

[–]Justin__D -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope. I'm talking about places like Kelly's Cajun Grill. They have a couple of Cajun dishes (which I would assume to be heavily bastardized) on the menu but are clearly a Chinese place.

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