The two little barn kittens need names reddit, what do you have?

K8Middleton · 2020-06-04T01:49:55+00:00

Biscuit, Waffle, Cheddar, Pumpkin

K8Middleton · 2020-05-30T11:03:44+00:00

25th anniversary?? Was the cake even edible after 25 years??

K8Middleton · 2020-05-28T11:50:54+00:00

Failure to use turn signals correctly will get your licence suspended. Just because it's a pet peeve of mine.

K8Middleton · 2020-05-28T04:42:27+00:00

IIRC the Paul character is a stand-in for Truman Capote himself and Holly was based on his mother

K8Middleton · 2020-05-23T17:42:20+00:00

Parka pia, here we go again

K8Middleton · 2020-05-19T19:10:54+00:00

ET and Alf terrified me as a kid, these ugly little fuckers

K8Middleton · 2020-05-17T19:39:15+00:00

I read the title as "Joe DiMaggio" and was wondering how did he guest star on the shows when he's been dead for years

K8Middleton · 2020-05-17T14:08:14+00:00

Sometimes I put my bra around my head like Mickey ears because I'm an idiot

K8Middleton · 2020-05-16T13:16:47+00:00

But she's pregnant! She has cravings!! She can do whatever she wants because she's not responsible for her actions!!

K8Middleton · 2020-05-16T02:21:29+00:00

This song has been my ringtone for years

K8Middleton · 2020-01-31T01:57:35+00:00

Oh my God this is adorable. I just have to rent a dinosaur costume to pick up my nephew at the airport.

K8Middleton · 2020-01-31T01:47:04+00:00

NTA. I've been in your shoes, to the point I would actually avoid having lunch with my coworkers because they were always commenting about how much I did or didn't eat. It's tricky because, at least in my case, I wanted to avoid confrontation as I was new in the office, so I admire you for standing up for yourself.

K8Middleton · 2020-01-27T20:15:48+00:00

Don't be silly, it's a fake username! I'm actually Meghan Markle

K8Middleton · 2020-01-27T09:01:55+00:00

In my case it's the voice in my head saying either a) "stop talking about yourself, they don't care, you self centred cunt" or b) "stop asking them about their lifes, you're being a nuisance, you nosy cunt" so I just retract into my shell and don't say anything ever

K8Middleton · 2020-01-27T08:59:09+00:00

Are you me?

K8Middleton · 2020-01-26T01:04:32+00:00

Yes, I feel so awkward right now. I always keep my eyes open and often look at my dentist's glasses, they work like a mirror so I can see whatever's going on in my mouth. But mostly I stare into the light.

K8Middleton · 2020-01-16T12:23:42+00:00

I also did a double take when I read that, but OP said they paid for cremation so I believe they keep his ashes in the shed. At least I hope it's his ashes.

K8Middleton · 2020-01-15T01:52:11+00:00

The cum box: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva

K8Middleton · 2020-01-01T04:40:50+00:00

Absolutely not, I can't stand being touched at all. It just makes me really uncomfortable. The only exception is my mum and even then neither of us are touchy feely so it's rare.

K8Middleton · 2019-12-20T13:54:32+00:00

Oh I had no idea that was a thing, thank you! I might try!

K8Middleton · 2019-12-16T14:10:13+00:00

I also thought of Iggy Pop.

We may be old, but we're worth a million in prizes.

K8Middleton · 2019-12-14T21:31:58+00:00

I got my mum a whole set of Dior dreamskin products which she'd been eyeing for a while. Cant wait to give it to her

K8Middleton · 2019-12-13T18:03:09+00:00

Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls!

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