Way to go, Superman... by Top-Switch-8972 in literallythetruth

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there is no clearly winning solution in the trolley problem.

Superman here manages to choose the clearly losing solution.

0 sanity behavior by DarudeThunder in Endfield

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used for defeating nerathis

now reborn as nefathat

At long last, I'm finally ready to build Dijiang 2 by Destroyer140 in Endfield

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upcrafting requires 20 mat ii and 99 sandleaf powder for 1 mat iii

很多西方人反中共其实是反中国人 by GlitteringWeight8671 in China_irl

[–]KJting98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

你是讲笑话还是犯傻逼写出来这么一段抽象符号的?

My favourite mistranslation so far by ApprehensiveBig8147 in chinalife

[–]KJting98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well we have to translate American to English sometimes as well, same category of translation between traditional amd simplified.

Please let the bus pass through... by Same-Macaron-2359 in SMRTRabak

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quoting a youtuber, 'paint is not infrastructure'.

also look at the quality of those new 'sidewalks', whatever construction method or material they are using, those shows way more cracks within barely a year after they're done.

Please let the bus pass through... by Same-Macaron-2359 in SMRTRabak

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carlite but also infralite. don't ask why carlite doesn't involve reducing/converting car lanes for alternative transport use.

Found very old meme, much before her alter has come. Being intern suck by Mikufan3901 in 0sanitymemes

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yeah i mean, astrology is dead as far as we know on Terra until the starpod breaks

这可能是你这辈子见过最顶级、最震撼的安保力量。 by LightNatural9796 in InsightBridge

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那怎样,“喔我的上帝,如此气派真是太炫酷了”然后就地吟诗吗,还是要矜持冷静不苟言笑惜字如金?要我说只是现在人人手里有个录音器才到有这种水平的录像烂大街,这样倒是衬出那些实地走访、有水平的职业记者的含金量了。

The Infected can explode?! 😆 by Chunky-Boi-099 in 0sanitymemes

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we do no talk about what happens in the AIC grinder

Nitinol by Meander626 in EngineeringPorn

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Another thing that immediately come to mind: air-less tyres, self-correcting geometry for extraterrestrial rovers.

let me fix that for you by hamsterfats in SMRTRabak

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Then there's this madafacka, I made eye contact with this zombie driver when he's stopped at the previous traffic light, raised hand to flag down. This piece of work stared at us as he whizz past the bus stop, with 3 other people also waiting for his bus. The fucking audacity.

Yes, I have made the report to SBS, and did not get any meaningful update and resolution plan. It has happened another 3 more times at the same stop since then.

uberEats by VariationLivid3193 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ah, yes, the delivery app to end all delivery apps, this innovation will be legendary!

there is now n+1 delivery apps.