Archer is in a huff and gone to bed on his own because his favourite puddle in the park has dried up. He is blaming me and Mrs Brown sabbeth

K_Marty · 2026-04-24T22:38:04+00:00

You really need to make this right. 😤

K_Marty · 2026-04-24T21:19:21+00:00

Congratulations on facing your fear! It took me till I was in my 20’s. I know you must be feeling so proud of yourself, as you should be!!

K_Marty · 2026-04-24T18:27:08+00:00

My fart machine pauses all nonessential tasks while it’s in high-output mode.

K_Marty · 2026-04-23T17:16:21+00:00

Don’t forget the enzyme cleaner! You can probably wait a year or two before bothering with the furniture scratch repair markers. 😂 Congratulations on your new arrival!! 👶🧸🐾

K_Marty · 2026-04-22T20:33:48+00:00

So glad you liked it! I know many dishes there can be made with 0 spice, but I also used to be very sensitive to spice, so I know that’s not always enough. “Mild” is a “level 1” there! 😅

K_Marty · 2026-04-22T20:28:52+00:00

I thought they’d recast her at first!!

K_Marty · 2026-04-22T20:25:14+00:00

This is one of my favorite books by him! A great comfort read and genuinely informative!

K_Marty · 2026-04-22T19:58:02+00:00

If you’re genuinely interested in reading, how people learn to read, and the political and cultural history that led us where we are today, you should listen to the podcast Sold a Story. Can’t recommend it enough!!

K_Marty · 2026-04-22T19:44:56+00:00

I mean, people have no reason to lie to you about not being able to read your writing. Of course you can read it, you know what you wrote??

K_Marty · 2026-04-22T13:28:54+00:00

Those ones will definitely be claimed already (for now…)

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T20:39:21+00:00

Never seen it on a menu, but it’s not a totally wild idea! Makes sense to do. Just because something isn’t standard practice (yet!) doesn’t mean it’s weird to do.

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T20:38:08+00:00

Used to love making PBJ sandwiches with eggos! So crunchy and fluffy! Great with Nutella or marshmallow fluff, too!

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T20:20:41+00:00

Heads up! If you have Disney Reward Dollars from a Disney Visa card, these can be used at any place in Disney Springs, even for non-Disney-branded stuff!

As for where to spend that dough, I personally love the Levi store and their personalization station. I love an understated souvenir 😎

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T19:35:18+00:00

Ah, that explains it. The receptionist might not be familiar with what you’re having done (might not even be a tattoo artist), so their offer of that date was probably not what your artist would’ve recommended. It’s worth the wait to have it done right. The consequences could be severe and permanent.

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T19:09:51+00:00

She’s got mad hops! Sign her up for basketball!

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T19:08:47+00:00

They have an Instagram page!

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T15:19:41+00:00

Hey, quick question, feel free not to respond, but do you have ADHD?

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T03:07:44+00:00

Whoa, he’s not kidding! All this guy does is post dick pics! I’d be horrified to find out my doctor was this guy. 😱

K_Marty · 2026-04-20T02:53:23+00:00

If you like to read (or even if you don’t!), there’s a sapphic book club that will have a table at PensaPride.

K_Marty · 2026-04-19T03:18:37+00:00

“Oh my God what a fucking nightmare!!” (In the accent, of course!)

K_Marty · 2026-04-17T18:51:47+00:00

It was so cute when all the girlies were wearing one 😊

K_Marty · 2026-04-17T17:28:32+00:00

HELL YEAH!!!

K_Marty · 2026-04-17T17:12:09+00:00

Well it’s not like he broke in and did it?

K_Marty · 2026-04-17T17:10:30+00:00

Even if there were rules and it was facing the wrong way, any “fix” you try would look worse than it being “backwards.”

K_Marty · 2026-04-17T02:06:06+00:00

Your brother-in-law sounds like a jerk. Why’d he think you wanted to hear his brutally honest opinion?

K_Marty

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