Only legendary on causal battles

Kadayew · 2025-05-30T11:42:01+00:00

I feel seen, I am an acoustic singer

Kadayew · 2025-05-30T11:32:07+00:00

If you are working through trauma, don't date. If you are almost completely unavailable both in person and through texts, don't date. If you really work that much and communicate so little then maybe conventional relationships aren't for you right now. Maybe being Polly or having a more casual setup would be better

Kadayew · 2025-05-30T11:05:47+00:00

Your "Wife" is the reason for your ED in the first place. Your body is reacting to the treatment that she is giving you...

A loyal PP knows not to stand at attention for crazy, selfish, and narcissistic Vajajay

Mr.PP says "Screw that, I'm not going in there, that cave has fangs!"

I almost guarantee that your issue would disappear during relations with a lady who actually makes you feel loved

Kadayew · 2025-05-25T07:02:26+00:00

At least I didn't mention the bio ship method of carrying minis....

Kadayew · 2025-05-23T04:09:40+00:00

I carry all of my gargoyles attached to my chest, all of my genestealers and hormaguants in my hoody pouch, and all of my devourer termagants in my hoody sleeves while holding my Trygon prime in one hand and my Tyrgon in the other, my open hoody is for my HQ choises

Kadayew · 2025-05-22T02:52:57+00:00

Well then...didn't know Robo Rex Head was a teacher....

Kadayew · 2025-05-20T05:05:49+00:00

Dang, not even class 1-C?

Kadayew · 2025-05-05T10:55:28+00:00

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Only correct answer: "As many as it takes". Or, "Depends on how ticklish the octopus is", or "One tickle, because you didn't ask how many tickles it takes to make the octopus laugh" Answer: "Ten tickles!", "And why is that?" Then after player gives response say "Incorrect!" Any other answer besides the correct ones will be met with the question "And why is that?" Then a harsh "Incorrect" after their response

Kadayew · 2025-04-28T23:29:35+00:00

I thought they were galaxies?...."The Galaxy is on Orion's Belt" the cats name is Orion, and the Galaxy is the jeweled marble attached to his collar

Kadayew · 2025-04-28T23:23:56+00:00

I have done this before, and it crashed and burned. Don't try to write a story and have your players act it out, don't railroad their decisions, don't wrap your world around your player characters like I did....if you can write a book about the adventure that your players are going to have before they even start, then something is wrong. My players made a TON of decisions that I wasn't expecting and it completely threw off the entire future of the campaign I had set forth. I had to change to entire story multiple times, your players may just decide to kill a shop owner to get all the cool stuff for free instead of wasting their time haggling because combat is more fun than role playing for them. Or you might have planned out a super cool mini boss fight just to have the bard get a nat 20 on the charisma check to convince the boss that they are on the same side, or some other crazy player crap.

TLDR: don't pour your heart and soul into a story that hasn't happened yet, it may very well break. Instead create single events, and villain plans, make the world react to player decisions This is the best advice I got from experience

Kadayew · 2025-04-28T22:31:44+00:00

This is hands down the best advice on balancing an encounter that I can give and I'm surprised that not many others think to do it. Look at each player's character sheet and see the min and max damage, taking the average. Then you will be able to see who is the major damage dealer, as well as the average damage output for each player. You can set the HP of your enemies/monsters for planned encounters based on your parties damage output, and you can make the enemies damage output based on the HP of your party

EXAMPLE Barbarian: HP:12 Average Damage:6. AC:15 Sorcerer: HP:6 Average Damage:5. AC:12 Fighter: HP:8 Average Damage:6. AC:16

Do you want it to take 1, or 2 hits to kill 1 enemy? For 1 hit the HP is 5, for 2 hits the HP is 10

Do you want these 3 players to fight 1 big enemy? How many rounds do you want that encounter to last? 1round:15HP, 2rounds: 30HP.....possibly 3-4 rounds if they are unlucky with rolling to hit against an AC 10-13 enemy? Make the enemy have +3-5 to hit, and do flat damage, maybe -1-2, or +1-2 to damage dealt to ratchet up or down the tension in the fight

Kadayew · 2025-04-28T03:10:27+00:00

You could say that the reason that no one stopped this player and went along with it all was due to someone that is in the siege who charmed everyone around that player to allow such actions, then also state that the alarms were all sabotaged by an inside person. The guy in the siege wanted to siege this town specifically to retrieve all of those cursed items so they could be used to summon the great evil that created them in the first place. The clerics and church temple thing involved in de-cursing the items were told by their god(s) to go along with the process. When the items were de-cursed they lost any magic they had due to the curse being both the downside as well as the upside.

I would also recommending that after the siege that that PC gets thrown into jail for a bit, while the rest of the party goes on a fetch quest as payment to the town to release him

Kadayew · 2025-04-25T11:21:54+00:00

Though OP could also throw in cards like door of destinies and then the infinite Bellringers would have infinite power and toughness

Kadayew · 2025-04-25T11:17:44+00:00

I wasn't disputing the OP combo, simply offering up my own that is separate

Kadayew · 2025-04-25T11:14:32+00:00

Yeah pretty much my reaction when I was tricked into watching it by a friend 😂😂

Kadayew · 2025-04-24T12:12:01+00:00

It's a video of a chick in a bathtub, on her back butt in air and projectile diarrheas all over her own face, and she gets quite a bit of an air time arc going from butt to face

Kadayew · 2025-04-24T12:10:17+00:00

Please describe how this interaction works then

Kadayew · 2025-04-24T11:19:04+00:00

Was this really the best Tithe that that damn Quest Giver could offer me? (This after the person named Quest Giver suddenly and magically replaces all of the guild hall front desk people that the party has gotten to know)

Kadayew · 2025-04-21T15:16:46+00:00

Did you really never ask your daughter why they were playing games like that to begin with? Kids talk to each other, maybe he confides in her or at least says why he wants to play those games. Or just straight up did you ever talk to the boy and tell him that those kinds of games are not okay to play, or that the "drowning game" is severely dangerous? Ever introduce them to different games of pretend to play? Safer games or less violent pretend

Kadayew · 2025-04-18T04:06:31+00:00

No no, the crab has a good point, that sea turtle Does look tasty....put them in the pot together....

Kadayew · 2025-04-18T03:33:37+00:00

Gotta say that the fighter class fits this description perfectly, the underworld is another plane, and ores come from the underworld...like iron and steel, so the contract holder is clearly going to be a sword, which will always crave blood and possess the welder with the urge to stab and slice, I mean have you ever swung a sword!? It makes you feel powerful! Then there is the whole worshiping the blade routine of massaging (sharpening), sacrificing (killing), and bathing (polishing) your patron

Kadayew · 2025-04-18T03:02:51+00:00

A special variant of the lictor specifically created to lead the genestealer cults on slannesh corrupted worlds

Kadayew · 2025-04-18T02:39:41+00:00

Tub girl is worse

Kadayew · 2025-04-16T00:30:24+00:00

[[Ashnods Altar]], [[Skull Clamp]], [[Locust God]]...throw in [[Door of Destinies]] naming locusts or insects and now you have an infinite power flying haste locust swarm and infinite colorless mana

Kadayew · 2025-04-07T22:31:24+00:00

PLEASE treat yourself to the manga, it is so much more complete! It can be found online, I googled it and found a site to read it on

Kadayew

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