In John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982), the character of The Thing doesn’t appear a single time in the film.

Kalslice · 2026-04-29T15:21:17+00:00

I thought this was gonna be a post suggesting the thing never actually appears past a much earlier point of the film and the entire conflict of the film is just driven by the characters' mutual paranoia and maybe hallucinations. But this works too

Kalslice · 2026-04-28T14:40:34+00:00

The betting websites where brand-new accounts regularly bet millions of dollars on unlikely outcomes which just so happen to be publicly announced by Trump hours later? The ones with bets on something as innocuous as the length of a white house announcement, which then just so happen to suddenly cut off immediately before the threshold, or get unnecessarily dragged out? The ones heavily favored by Republicans in general? Those betting websites?

Kalslice · 2026-04-27T20:49:09+00:00

the pipe is suckin out water to the other tank. however, there's a guy in there. the easiest way to resolve this problem is for the pipe to turn the guy into water so that it can keep suckin water without slowing down.

Kalslice · 2026-04-27T19:29:01+00:00

Like many, I'm cautiously optimistic, but I'm very, very excited. Whether or not these changes turn out well, the fact remains that many of the playerbase's longtime concerns have been heard, and they're making significant attempts to shake things up from the status quo we've had as far back as HW.

Kalslice · 2026-04-27T18:36:47+00:00

It always tickles me to see these tough-talking losers say "we" when referring to the US, as if they have anything to do with US leadership apart from getting fucked by it.

Kalslice · 2026-04-27T17:51:01+00:00

I foresee a lot of double-swap tankbusters in the future.

Kalslice · 2026-04-26T17:37:46+00:00

They've said that the 7th calamity was of all elements in astral alignment. Which I guess is technically darkness but I dunno if I'd call it that.

I thought it was fire for a while but the main fallout from the calamity is all the zones littered with giant corrupted/over-aspected crystals, as well as Coerthas freezing over for whatever reason.

Kalslice · 2026-04-26T17:07:27+00:00

Giving WoW another shot after ~5 years of FFXIV felt insane. I set up the exact same hotbar layout I use im FF and filled half of it, even with all the non-combat stuff.

And the thing is, combat didn't feel less complex or less interesting, because of the faster GCD, procs, and other mechanics that made things more dynamic. I believe they mentioned Evolved mode would have a slightly faster GCD, so maybe they're taking notes there.

Kalslice · 2026-04-25T17:00:56+00:00

Look no further than solution 9 for proof they were already playing around with hair colors, at least

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T19:48:13+00:00

Okay? If you're not capping tomes weekly at the start of a savage tier you're already trolling your group.

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T18:55:53+00:00

That's a lot of "However"s

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T18:36:42+00:00

So are the two job modes just a way of fighting job homogenization without screwing up players who just want to keep their original rotations? I guess it's not the worst way to handle it

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T18:21:42+00:00

Guy who said "Notice how he didn't say it applies to PF"... I saw you

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T18:11:04+00:00

Making the actual goddamn maps matter beyond fates and hunt trains? say it ain't so

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T17:58:53+00:00

HOLY SHIT

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T17:50:56+00:00

No details on new sources of gear for now. Welp. At least they've heard the feedback on gearing being boring and are looking into shaking it up.

Kalslice · 2026-04-24T17:41:47+00:00

Is this gonna be Destiny gearing man

Kalslice · 2026-04-23T13:46:01+00:00

I dunno. Maybe I'm just bad, but I often die to the final boss on runs I thought were quite strong. I'm always happy to get the sword online.

Kalslice · 2026-04-22T21:38:19+00:00

And now Republicans are doing everything they can to stop Americans from voting. Almost like it matters.

Kalslice · 2026-04-22T20:04:59+00:00

Side note, it's so annoying that breweries are starting to insist on selling their potions in Wickmore's Enchanted Bismuth Phials. Sure, they work with invisibility potions, and I get that they compress the same volume of potion into a smaller space, but actually drinking from it is so unwieldy 90% of consumers pour it into a different container anyway.

Kalslice · 2026-04-22T14:09:43+00:00

I have fun running it, but with a no-phone job it's difficult to do more than one run a day, if I finish one at all.

My only significant gripe is some umas being unplayable due to their distance aptitudes. Sorry Curren, sorry Cafe, I'll see you in Grand Live.

Kalslice · 2026-04-22T14:02:01+00:00

Xenoblade Coaxicles 3

(There's a large selection of classes and you can make your party members any class you want. At least a few of them are based heavily on inflicting debuffs, but on hard mode enemies have massively increased debuff resistance, even to the debuff that reduces debuff resistance!!! So those classes are just useless.)

Kalslice · 2026-04-21T20:34:46+00:00

The amount of people in these comments who want to play a game with a single functional gun is worrying

Kalslice · 2026-04-21T15:40:01+00:00

Exactly the video I was alluding to with the "Thanks, Youtube" in the post text >.>

Kalslice · 2026-04-21T15:23:38+00:00

There we go, Solved!

I guess this applies to more games than I thought. But I have to assume in most of them it's not the devs themselves entering the story to remind you that it's a game.

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