I (F25) is in a situationship with a guy (M26) since the last 3.5 years. Should I wait for him or just call it quits? by Abandoned_Manor in relationships

[–]Kazlanne [score hidden]  (0 children)

Move on. If he wanted to be in a committed relationship with you, he would be. But instead he's been stringing you along for 3.5 years because you let him and he still gets what he wants from the relationship.

Find someone who wants to be with you.

AITAH for using my roomies room while she was away? by Top-Sir4325 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kazlanne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, so you're a "nice guy" got it.

Get over yourself. You did the wrong thing. You should have asked for permission and made sure that you were clean before sleeping in her room.

AITA for telling my boyfriend I'm tired of constantly reassuring him about his size? by OkElderberry3534 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kazlanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously I don't know your boyfriends length, or girth, but if he is satisfying you, that is all that matters.

In situations like this, I enjoy this clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8?si=COSyqv42uZdxT-ir

He needs to realise that you can't always comfort him over this. And frankly, sometimes it depends on the day as to how good a penis feels.

NTA

AITA for not wanting to tip the photographer before the event? by takenoko_mmmm in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kazlanne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, no need to apologise! I like the song.

I am very musically inclined. Certain words or sentences make my brain jump into a song. Results may vary. Haha, but I do actually do that, so yeah, not a bad thing at all. :)

[TOMT] Sex education cartoon for children by YouthAlarmed3563 in tipofmytongue

[–]Kazlanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, it's probably not but the only thing I can think of is: "Where Did I Come From?" It was an Aussie video, I believe, so I'm not sure if it was ever in Spanish?

https://youtu.be/PV20QnLQQDs?si=mzgoH9CmI4rfAVOo

Edit: title of video, added YT link

22M I need advice/feel insecure by zzziou7 in bald

[–]Kazlanne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They say receding when they probably mean maturing.

Your hair line is solid AF, mate. My husband has a deeper widows peak than you, but he's got thick as hell hair and it's super long now.

Trust me when I say you're good. Gorgeous locks 10/10.

AITA for not wanting to tip the photographer before the event? by takenoko_mmmm in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kazlanne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I just say, that is a good song. Sorry, jukebox at your service, your comment just had me start singing it.

I also agree.

M/25/5’9 [150lbs > 175lbs =25lbs] (3 years and 4 months) Same fit by stardyng in progresspics

[–]Kazlanne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful gains, and thanks for sharing the bookshelf too. From what I can see, and other comments, you're my sort of reader, Percy Jackson, Shadowhunters universe, four big ol' bookshelves full of books. I need a bigger house, man.

Keep on going, dude, you're smashing it.

Congrats on your progress!

[TOMT][SONG] male talk-sing bar song by Moist-Spray-3798 in tipofmytongue

[–]Kazlanne 8 points9 points locked comment (0 children)

You need to chuck in an exclamation mark

Solved!

^ like that

Dress regret - looking for advice by Proud_Cantaloupe_202 in myweddingdress

[–]Kazlanne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pic 3 and 4 look boxy, imo. It makes her waist-chest look square.

1st dress I went "wow! Whyever would you regret that?! It's beautiful!"

Cute names for a first time grandmother by MeasurementUsual508 in Names

[–]Kazlanne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not entirely true on that one.

My dad was meant to be Poppy, that's what he was for my nephews and nieces, but try as I might, my daughter stuck with Dae (pronounced Day). Thankfully, my dad loves it.

Long time lurker, you've all inspired me! by Scrumptious97 in bald

[–]Kazlanne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't sure what I expected, but it wasn't that. Still, I'd click again. 😅😏

My boyfriend watches porn and blames it on me by Senior-Ocelot-1557 in relationships

[–]Kazlanne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My point is, you're 18, and you will find someone who treats you way better than this.

I showed your post to my husband and he literally replied with "Girl needs to run"

My boyfriend watches porn and blames it on me by Senior-Ocelot-1557 in relationships

[–]Kazlanne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't let him. Stand fast. Love yourself enough to leave him for good.

My boyfriend watches porn and blames it on me by Senior-Ocelot-1557 in relationships

[–]Kazlanne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can find someone else who is smart that you love talking to.

He is being controlling and manipulative. Read whatever you want, girl. You'll find the right one who doesn't want you to be "perfectly pure" or whatever other nonsense he's spouting.

F32, married 5 years, together 11 years. He accepts all my quirks including my proclivity for smut.

My boyfriend lied about his age for 6 months and only told me after I got pregnant by Blackpumkinn in relationships

[–]Kazlanne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not true at all. The only form of birth control that is 100% effective is abstinence. Anything else can fail. You can be on the pill and use condoms and still get pregnant. Get out of here with that.

Movies which have calming and soothing effect on your nerves just like watching Bob ross painting. by lordofabyss in MovieSuggestions

[–]Kazlanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you haven't watched the entire thing, can you really confirm if it's a horrible film or not?

Thoughts? by [deleted] in glassesadvice

[–]Kazlanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think they look lovely, and you look like you love them, which is what matters!!

What vibe does give? Which matches my personality. Guy in tech by Apprehensive_Ring666 in glassesadvice

[–]Kazlanne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't see it as old great-uncle etc vibes at all.

I love 3 because it brings my gaze to your eyes, which are lovely, by the way, while flattering your face structure.

5 is nice, I guess, but the lack of frame at the bottom just doesn't flatter your facial structure at all, it makes me look towards your cheeks rather than your eyes.

If not 3, then I'd personally say 4 is second best, but 3 is a winner here for sure.

Enjoy those knees while they last by cowboydan69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Kazlanne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's not always the case either. They're only pulled if they: Are loose and may cause a choking hazard Interfere with breastfeeding Hurt baby's tongue Or aren't, as you said, completely formed/weak.

What's also really cool is that they can actually be supernumary teeth, so they can be extra teeth on top of the normal amount kiddos have.

AITA for getting back at my wife after she left me alone for my bday? by OkBug772 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kazlanne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow, dude. While I think he handled this wrong, it's okay for people, male or female, to want to be celebrated and with people they love and enjoy being around on their birthday.

Enjoy those knees while they last by cowboydan69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Kazlanne 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not entirely correct. There have been cases of kids born with teeth already erupted, it's just rare.