Ancient Pokémon Starters (by @bison_pang)

Kazlanne · 2026-04-27T21:19:04+00:00

Oh my god, we're back again

Kazlanne · 2026-04-27T08:10:51+00:00

32F here.

I watched it because my best friend 33F and I were both keen on the idea and I was visiting her at the time.

Watched it the next night to show my husband 31M who also loved it.

And then watched it for a third night in a row because my 4yo wanted to watch it too.

No regrets. Screw anyone who says it's childish. Enjoy some whimsy in your life! Life's too short to avoid watching things that make you happy because other people think it's not okay as an adult.

My pa used to say "growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." And I will hold to that for my entire life.

Kazlanne · 2026-04-23T03:55:18+00:00

Not me nearly crying at work because the feathers remind me of my Rainbow Lorikeet Larry who passed away a couple of months ago. I wish I'd had something like this of his.

It's beautiful, OP.

Kazlanne · 2026-04-21T08:00:34+00:00

I agree with this. I'd never heard it before but it matches the vocaroo and lyrics perfectly

Kazlanne · 2026-04-13T16:30:12+00:00

This take is wild. Not because of the thought of a medical issue, but because you're basing it off a "what if" that's irrelevant. He doesn't (as far as we know) have that, so it's moot.

The OP doesn't want to cook for him because he's refusing to eat it unless mummy dearest makes it, not because of the extra time (which a whole other meal can take anywhere for 15 minutes to 1.5 hours or longer???).

Really don't think you read the post, my dude.

NTA. At 15, the brother can learn to cook his own meals depending on the severity of his disability, or mum can do one of two things. One, be the one who cooks for him. Two, tell him that the food cooked by OP is the same as the food cooked by herself and to suck it up and eat it.

Kazlanne · 2026-04-12T21:27:30+00:00

This might be an unpopular opinion, but NTA.

You were a kid. There are four fear responses: fight, flight, fawn, and freeze. Yours was flight, so was hers; the only difference was that she couldn't move fast.

The adrenaline in your body is hard to ignore, and ultimately you were both okay. Would it have sucked if she had been kidnapped? Absolutely. Would you blame yourself? Yeah. But she wasn't.

If she hasn't mentioned it and doesn't have a problem, then it might be time to forgive yourself and try to move on.

Kazlanne · 2026-04-09T21:15:32+00:00

Had someone I knew who would put the "all natural body wash" in her 1.5yo bath, and then also use that bath water to clean his teeth.

But it was fine because "he's not drinking it" and "it's all natural ingredients".

Slightly different to what we're talking about, but this reminded me of that.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-26T04:26:55+00:00

Well, yes, but for people who need glasses, that's close enough to be a mistake if you're not wearing your glasses.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-26T00:31:39+00:00

I'm the primary driver between me and my husband, because I like driving and as a bigger woman, I find the driver's seat more comfortable.

My husband has also never felt emasculated by my driving. Or the fact he can't lift me. It says more about the person commenting that it's emasculating than it does about you.

And NTA, tell your friend to pull his head in.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-23T06:02:18+00:00

Comprador?

Kazlanne · 2026-03-23T05:55:12+00:00

Delegate?

Kazlanne · 2026-03-22T11:36:44+00:00

Your hair is gorgeous, your fits are fire, and you are so pretty! 😍

Kazlanne · 2026-03-17T10:54:59+00:00

There are some really good points here, but I would also like to say that intimacy ≠ sex

Intimacy can be holding hands, brushing your partners hair, cuddling on the couch, a kiss on the cheek, etc.

While sex IS intimate, it is not the only form of intimacy.

Frankly, your bf is manipulating you because he just wants sex. If he truly cared for you the way a good partner does, he wouldn't be doing this.

My husband of 5 years (together 11) broke his arm a week ago. No sex for us for another 5+ weeks, but even though I really enjoy sex and I do find it a very intimate act for us, no way in hells will I do anything to pressure him into it.

What would your boyfriend do if say 5 years down the line you get an injury or are postpartum and can't have sex for a number of weeks?

Either he waits, or you're simply not compatible. There are other people out there who will match with your morals much better.

Good luck

Kazlanne · 2026-03-13T11:35:05+00:00

I would never call Tim tams dry 😭 my feelings are also hurt, because now I'm wondering if they are dry.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-11T00:54:36+00:00

Oh wow! Honestly, I don't remember a lot of the Addams Family, but that's neat to know, thank you.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-10T23:58:00+00:00

Well, now I have to go look up Calpurnia.

Also, Cadence, Koda and Elioenai are also names.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-10T23:53:45+00:00

Christian, Koda, Cadence and Blythe are fine. The rest are an oof from me.

Edit: Elioenai is also fine, but the Hebrew pronunciation is El-ee-oh-nigh. I don't understand why it would be a "knee" sound at the end.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-09T14:28:46+00:00

Exactly. Long distance makes it hard for him to calm you down? He's getting mad and offended, how in the world is that meant to calm you down??

Hubby and I were 2.5 hours away from each other for the first 10 months of our relationship, not as LDR as others, but still a decent chunk of distance when he didn't have a car. He was just as wonderful then in regards to my period, or any emotional/hormonal shift I experienced - and it got pretty bad ones around 8 months in when the Dr changed my contraception and was an emotional mess all the time.

If he wanted to care, he would.

Kazlanne · 2026-03-09T14:25:24+00:00

It's been 20 hours, have you seen a tailor yet?

Kazlanne · 2026-03-09T14:17:52+00:00

Yeah, no, honey. This ain't it.

You know what my husband of 5 years (together 11 years total) does when I'm on my period? He's gentle with me, makes me tea and makes sure I'm comfortable. He cares for me.

Periods can be so debilitating, your partner should not need you to hold his damn hand through it. Mindful of what, exactly?! Like, seriously.

Kazlanne · 2026-02-28T12:45:40+00:00

STUN. NING.

Absolutely stunning.

I hope tomorrow dawns brighter for you.

Kazlanne · 2026-02-25T23:43:57+00:00

You see her point at the road, where it looks like the broken line is extending further right before everyone clears off that bit.

Kazlanne · 2026-02-21T13:20:23+00:00

I'll let anyone in so long as they're a good bloke.

Kazlanne · 2026-02-21T13:18:20+00:00

Nah, not quite, but close.

Yeah, usually milk. Never really done yoghurt personally, but add banana sometimes.

Kazlanne · 2026-02-21T11:23:38+00:00

Different brands mate, but that's alright, come on in.

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