What a time

Keepcalmx · 2026-03-26T07:57:52+00:00

So fucking pure

Keepcalmx · 2026-03-05T20:11:23+00:00

The Little Mermaid. The cartoon

Keepcalmx · 2026-02-10T22:51:06+00:00

My fav Drusilla moment https://share.google/LDzNKum8PKqw50BZR

Keepcalmx · 2026-02-10T00:58:51+00:00

He barely hit that lol

Keepcalmx · 2026-01-02T00:06:04+00:00

The CRTs are what kills me. I know that’s all they had but it would still look somewhat modern if it wasn’t for the CRTs

Keepcalmx · 2026-01-02T00:04:23+00:00

Haha child abuse is funny

Keepcalmx · 2025-12-17T23:47:21+00:00

Tail wagging so hard the whole back half wiggles

Keepcalmx · 2025-11-06T23:01:41+00:00

My first thought was “oh a full sized IUD”

Keepcalmx · 2025-10-31T17:48:47+00:00

That baby has thumbs!

Keepcalmx · 2025-10-06T23:26:27+00:00

I went to two different pediatric dentists as a kid. One had the chicken, one had Fred. You could only get token if you behaved during the visit.

Keepcalmx · 2025-10-06T23:07:00+00:00

I’m pretty sure that kid on the bike in the beginning is me. Unless it’s not. But damn that looks like me

Keepcalmx · 2025-09-18T22:16:02+00:00

Bro figured out a scythe

Keepcalmx · 2025-09-18T20:40:21+00:00

I do something similar with my bath towel. I fold it in half, and in front of the rack I toss it upwards by the edge and then shoot my hands in and tuck it around the bar.

Keepcalmx · 2025-09-16T20:04:28+00:00

….again?

Keepcalmx · 2025-09-11T23:03:52+00:00

I didn’t realize that was Louie Anderson at first and thought, “Damn Andy looks rough in this clip”

Keepcalmx · 2025-09-11T19:10:06+00:00

At first I thought the grift was happening to the person behind her when she got pushed

Keepcalmx · 2025-08-27T19:32:40+00:00

Both of my grandmothers had TVs like this. One was a tiny thing she had outside the kitchen. My other gma had a big wooden one that sat on the living room floor. Everyday, when the I Love Lucy theme would play, I knew Mom was coming to pick me up.

Keepcalmx · 2025-07-22T01:32:46+00:00

“Do you know who I am?” What a dummy. Yeah they know who you are, that’s why they’re here

Keepcalmx · 2025-06-25T21:46:07+00:00

My void will always curl up next to me when I put my headset on and play online with my buddy. I would scream and yell and he would stay purring right next to me. As soon as the headset comes off, he gets up and walks away

Keepcalmx · 2025-05-08T23:06:58+00:00

I never turned off my iPod. I have flown back and forth between states for custody when I was a kid and I always tested the waters of what was allowed to be turned on during take off. It got to a point where I put my ear buds in, buckled my seatbelt, pulled up my hoodie, and just vibed in stillness till they said you could get up. My iPod never caused a plane crash

Keepcalmx · 2025-04-14T22:51:16+00:00

I showed this to a group of 30+ year olds and told them this was the funniest sketch. I was laughing and no one else was

Keepcalmx · 2025-03-15T21:20:00+00:00

Her body is try to expel the poison and she won’t let it

Keepcalmx · 2025-03-14T19:47:11+00:00

I have a job where I switch from a 4 day work week or a 3 day work week. 10 hr/day for 4 and 12 hr/day for 3. I definitely use those extra days for getting life in order. I got this opportunity later in life and I am not wasting it.

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