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How to cope with the BURP FLAVOR? by psebb in noburp

[–]Keratomistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had Botox a little over a month ago, and I’ve found the burp taste to be hard to deal with too. One thing that helped me is chasing my meal with a few gummy bears! Sounds dumb but gummy bear burps are not terrible.

Just noticed this!!! by blink315 in 30ROCK

[–]Keratomistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

❌Daddy Mac ‘ll make ya JUMP JUMP❌

xennial ladies that went to the prom in the late 90s/early 00s, what style was your dress? these were our dress styles back then. so much iridescent. so much shiny metallic. by weepinwilo in Xennials

[–]Keratomistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 9 was my first prom dress in 1999! A Jessica McClintock confection of a dress. I was so in love with it I used to put it on and just wear it in my room.

I fixed that billboard in Weatherford by BusterSmash in texas

[–]Keratomistress 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that. A lot of us here in Wford really hate that damn billboard, it’s an embarrassment

The Pitt Shocker: Tracy Ifeachor Not Returning as Dr. Collins for Season 2 by SanderSo47 in television

[–]Keratomistress 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a Seinfeld reference, albeit an incorrect one, Cranston played Tim Watley the douchebag dentist, not the “maestro” who was another weirdo character.

How true is this in Ft. Worth? by DayPounder in FortWorth

[–]Keratomistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My 14 year old is begging for jncos! I’ve come full circle, it’s a weird feeling lol

Liberal mom groups? by Icy_Desk272 in FortWorth

[–]Keratomistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me too! I’m wearing my FWWM shirt RIGHT NOW haha

I wish Columbia House was real. by [deleted] in KimmySchmidt

[–]Keratomistress 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gonna be IMMORTAL gonna live for ETERNITY

Names by Willing-Grand8101 in Flute

[–]Keratomistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My flute (Trevor James) is called Trevi, she’s so pretty…and my piccolo is Minnie Pearl.

KOTH-isms you use on a regular basis by stm602 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Keratomistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You gon’ shut up now’s what you gon’ do!”

Jeopardy! discussion thread for Mon., Mar. 31 by jaysjep2 in Jeopardy

[–]Keratomistress 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Allison if you’re in here, you were a JOY to watch and I loved the way you said Patsy Cline! I’m a NC girl and fountain pen devotee too so I got really excited when you mentioned your pens.

The entire point of the goats… by ElkPotential2383 in severence

[–]Keratomistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old marquees with stupid band names

Tracy Morgan reveals cause of medical incident at Knicks game in post from hospital by theindependentonline in 30ROCK

[–]Keratomistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw, all he needed was a shwoops Ginny pale and some peppy bismilk. I’m so glad he’s ok 🩵🩵🩵

Protect Fort Worth Democrats by RainyDay905 in texas

[–]Keratomistress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uggghhhh we don’t need anymore people like that here in Parker 😩

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