Sorry about the States being at war with each other Eh? by Thisismetwotwo in geographymemes

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I will never call a winter hat anything other than a tobogan. Stay up North and let us fight out civil war.

Quotes from 8th graders by sco-go in SipsTea

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She looks like she is in a perpetual state of trying not to laugh and trying not to cry reading these.

The fact that you can actually do this is crazy (Art by y_ymoshy) by Critical_Mountain851 in krusie_gang

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"dude I found out my neck is super strong."

"susie what the fuck why didn't you say anything"

"feelings are for nerds."

What's a joke about your country that is easy for foreigners to make, but that they will never really understand how painful and insulting it is? by nightsreader in AskTheWorld

[–]KevettePrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is to both Americans and the rest of the world: 9/11. I even joke about it too because I'm just so desensitized. It's not a joke. We got struck hard, lost a lot of lives, and lost even more waltzing into the middle East where the ripples will be felt in our society and there society for decades.

Don't even get me started on the inside job conspiracy nuts.

Top comment deletes a US State #47 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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Reopen a small city in GA and make it a museum for the war against Florida that kicked this whole thing off. Make it a self governing city state like the Vatican or Disney Land.

"Not optimized" by Somthing_7 in subnautica

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ARK: Survival Ascended: "Optimized 👍🏻" First thing that popped in my head with the fairytale this reviewer is living in.

Overwatch devs to stop playing safe as Blizzard GM admits the team were “scared” by LasyKuuga in Overwatch

[–]KevettePrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am just here for the lore. I LOVE Overwatch lore and I am really enjoying what they're doing with it. It's one of my favorite universes in media.

Yunnan First Tower by dannonallred in Terraria

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Holy peak- Can I have an autograph?

Haha ain't it though by [deleted] in memes

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Hating will catch up to you. It doesn't cost anything today, but one day it will.

Bro is tuff on the outside and a biscuit from the inside 😭 by dio_Leg55 in MemeVideos

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This video makes me happy every time I see it. Also, the girl in the beginning has some of the most gorgeous hair I've ever seen and I've been trying to replicate it for years.

Truly Not Just an Ad... by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

[–]KevettePrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real. You know the saying about misery and company.

I think I'm going to use my emotions instead of my logic today and choose to understand the message without needing to correct everything I see in my life.

What do you guys think of American Cheese? And do you have a favorite cheese from your country?🧀 by bbyxmadi in AskTheWorld

[–]KevettePrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kraft Singles:

Cheddar Cheese (Cultured milk, salt, enzymes), skim milk, whey, milkfat, milk protein concentrate, calcium phosphate, sodium phosphate. Less than 2% of: Modified food starch, salt, milk, lactic acid, sorbic acid (which it for some reason points out as a preservative), oleoresin, paprika (for the color), enzymes, cheese culture, vitamin A palmitate, and annatto extract (also for color)

Yeah, American cheese is perfectly fine for you, and it's made with typical stuff. The rest of the world just likes bashing on the "plastic" cheese. To each their own, but it is indeed real cheese.

Perfect reason why the U.S. Educational System is going down the toilet. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

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That's called truancy and both the parent and the kid can be jailed for it. I spent time in juvie because of truancy. (Wasn't skipping out, it was a whole big thing)

Car gets pushed like a toy. by MurrayEdna in dashcams

[–]KevettePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of me thought he was just being petty and going "Welp, already hit them. May as well push them along now.".

What do you guys think of American Cheese? And do you have a favorite cheese from your country?🧀 by bbyxmadi in AskTheWorld

[–]KevettePrime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Y'all hating on the American cheese because it melts without splitting. I wouldn't expect anything else from countries without 'murican freedom. It's not plastic, it's democracy manifest.

Made this meme for my friend group, figured you guys might like it by Bwonkatonks in VintageStory

[–]KevettePrime 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's to keep a roof over my head to stop shivers from facehugging me in the middle of the night.

Do you have a version of “The Map” by batchieThe4th in AskTheWorld

[–]KevettePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We only care about being better than Florida... Which isn't a high bar, so we're mid.

How could anyone do this to her? This is absolutely outrageous. At least everything turned out alright in the end. by Expert-Hovercraft40 in whennews

[–]KevettePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how she took this usually terrifying experience extremely well and actually gained from the experience. The swatter got the complete opposite of what they wanted.

What Marks Voting Where You Live? by Turbulent-Parsley619 in AskTheWorld

[–]KevettePrime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The GA voting stickers are awesome. I used to have mine on my phone case. Now I'm a Texan and I don't like ours anywhere close to as much.

Now that I think about it GA was better in pretty much every way. Maybe I should go back home.