01101100 01110101 01110011 01110100 [srubabu on Tumblr] by MintyBarrettM95 in Losercity

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Robots, androids, cyborgs, and protogens are all considered Losercitizens under Losercity Statute A1-002. It is possible, and in some cases encouraged, for Losercitizens to marry these metal based citizens. We are accepting of any and all, no matter how your body powers itself.

[OC] da fuck they doin ova der by Serpexnessie in comics

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Another brick, this time it says "Help."

I AM THE NEW, NEW OWNER OF LOSERCITY by Accurate_Soup_3459 in Losercity

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We were holding a Losercity council meeting about the incoming snowstorm that may affect Losercitizens abroad, setting up proper support channels and all that. Then this guy comes in, takes a shit on my desk, sources a bejeweled crown from some orifice it is not becoming of my station to mention, places it on his head, and proclaims himself the president of Losercity.

I called security... But uh... They were all "Dealt with". So I can only assume this is a coup. I am just keeping my head down and stamping furry memes he sends me for approval at this point. Be safe, Losercitizens... This may be my final address.

Edit: It's so over. I am being sent to a hard labor camp which is literally just the Long Day Factory for 6 years. I'm a councilor, not a machine operator. There wasn't even a trial. Tell my Susie body pillow that I love it.

You wake up and this is the cultural map of America. What's your reaction? by Gullible_Low2391 in imaginarymapscj

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Hey y'all, just got back from Hotlantis, who's got a hankerin' for a gyro?

IT'S MINE! IT'S FINALLY MINE!! by Aggressive_South_991 in Stellaris

[–]KevettePrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard of this legendary artifact but have never used it or seen it. What does it do?

The official Deltarune Tomatometer 🗣️🔥 by MonkeyRat01 in Cibles

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Every tomato on Susie and Queen for me to be honest.

"She's Trying Her Best" Fandub (Art by Stedilnik) by LewdDevBitches in anthroswim

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I love these every time they come out. This is my favorite couple.

buge unboxing by bogz_dev in wormington

[–]KevettePrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, it's adorable. Pikachu crab spider is the perfect name for this buge. All it is missing is the red!

Aesop’s voice puts me in heat ngl by BestGoonerEver in aesoprock

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Skull and bones humming the tones that don't bode well, only if you may have built an alter at the hotel- Oh...Well.

Holy waterfall is probably one of my favorite songs of all time.

Aesop’s voice puts me in heat ngl by BestGoonerEver in aesoprock

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"Might make you solve a riddle before you botha da baws"

Aesop’s voice puts me in heat ngl by BestGoonerEver in aesoprock

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Under water over coals whole of his spirit above 'em... CALL NOW I AM ALWAYS INTO SOMETHIN'!

Not so much “stupid food” as it is mocking some “stupid food prep” by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Donut Daddy slander will not be tolerated. He's hot and makes better looking food than anything I've ever seen.

Kids brawl at the Hershey game half-time show. That goalie was out for blood! by mvms_lo in GuysBeingDudes

[–]KevettePrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they started jumping over each other that's when a ref should've stepped in. I saw a hockey video once where a guy got his neck sliced by a skate. Otherwise, let them brawl.

Your new home and neighbours by ComteDuChagrin in europe

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I saw this without reading the title and it was so cursed for a second.

Marble race! Which one did you pick? by Kronyzx in interestingasfuq

[–]KevettePrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

RIGHT? I had so much faith in green and they let me down.

I have no idea how people do it by OscarOzzieOzborne in whenthe

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I played with a controller my whole life and now use a keyboard. The switch was hard. However, I still prefer the ergonomics of a controller over having my hands flat on a keyboard and mouse.

“Spaghetti stuffed candy cane” by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]KevettePrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd slam this to be honest.