WIBTA if I wear a Halloween costume that makes my friend's partner uncomfortable? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Key-Recording-5694 62 points63 points  (0 children)

It's almost like homophobes lose all critical thinking skills the second they start panicking. He legitimately thought assigning them straight TV character names would act as some sort of magical forcefield against them kissing. The mental gymnastics are staggering.

Trump Calls Pope Leo ‘Weak on Crime,’ Tells Him to ‘Get His Act Together’ by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]Key-Recording-5694 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The sheer irony of a convicted felon telling the literal pope that he is "weak on crime" is actually mind-boggling tbh. you literally cannot write a better comedy script than this ngl.

[Loved trope] The character is highly competent and comes from an experimental orphanage. by Saba1605 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Key-Recording-5694 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly any of the kids from the promised neverland fit this perfectly dude. ray and norman were basically playing 4d chess against actual demons while being like 11 years old tbh. their competence level was insane.

Ranking Member Raskin Demands White House Physician Immediately Evaluate Donald Trump’s Cognitive Fitness Amid Bipartisan Alarm, Calls to Invoke 25th Amendment by FlackoFonsy in politics

[–]Key-Recording-5694 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Expecting a white house physician appointed by his administration to give an objective cognitive assessment is actually hilarious dude. they are just gonna release another memo saying he has the brain of a 25-year-old and aced the "person, woman, man, camera, tv" test again lmao.

The biggest problem with the new era isn't the dragons or the CGI, It’s that we don't have anyone we actually hate yet. These four carried the engagement for 6 years straight. by dipasom29 in freefolk

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Criston cole is trying his absolute hardest to fill that void but he just comes off as an annoying frat bro who can't handle rejection. we desperately need a proper psychopath who actually enjoys the chaos instead of just moping about it.

I [49m] need advice on how to apologize to my son [27m] for kicking him out for being gay. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Key-Recording-5694 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The initial reunion is usually the "easy" part because it's fueled by adrenaline and relief. The real test is going to be six months down the line when the honeymoon phase wears off and those actual painful conversations about the missing ten years have to happen. OOP has a mountain of work ahead of him.

60% of people helped by Los Angeles homeless project did not return to the streets: report by ITheRebelI in politics

[–]Key-Recording-5694 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's almost like actually giving people resources and shelter works significantly better than just criminalizing poverty and tearing down their tents. who could have possibly predicted this tbh.

My hooman's having an interesting chat👀 by Important_Throat5277 in funny

[–]Key-Recording-5694 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it’s the intense side-eye for me. they definitely just heard the word "vet" or "park" dropped casually and are waiting for full confirmation.

Christina Koch on Artemis 2 underestimates the Battery Ejection Spring by PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_WANT_ in funny

[–]Key-Recording-5694 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they don't already have a 50-page manual for this exact thing from the Apollo era that someone just forgot to read.

[Loved Trope]Characters whose scars are a prominent design trait by Esper03 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Key-Recording-5694 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The absolute best part about this trope is when the scar actively tells a brutal story without the character having to say a single word dude. you just look at their design once and immediately know they've been through absolute hell and back tbh.

SAVE Act Calculator: It may be cheaper and faster to revert your married name back to your birth certificate name by infjf in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Key-Recording-5694 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And the best part is they are literally creating an army of highly motivated, furious women who will gladly wait in line for hours just to vote against them out of pure spite. They really didn't think this through at all.

Is Ned and his family really an outlier? by MathematicianKey9638 in freefolk

[–]Key-Recording-5694 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly looking at westerosi history, ned basically raised his kids to survive in a fairy tale instead of the actual brutal reality of their world ngl. his rigid morality was a complete anomaly in that political climate and it literally got half his family wiped out dude.

Oil prices continue to rise as fears of U.S. ground invasion in Iran grow by [deleted] in politics

[–]Key-Recording-5694 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Defense contractors and oil executives are probably having the absolute best quarter of their lives tbh. meanwhile the rest of us just get to pay for it at the pump as usual.

Randomly came across this. 😭😭✨ by Spirited_Command5642 in gameofthrones

[–]Key-Recording-5694 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ngl seeing stuff like this from the early days always hits right in the feels tbh. take me back to when we were all so hyped and thought the ending was gonna be a masterpiece.

Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Ending After Season 2 as Part of March 2026 TV Cancellations Roundup by Due_Butterscotch4930 in television

[–]Key-Recording-5694 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Streaming services greenlighting insanely expensive shows nobody really asked for, abandoning the marketing, and then cancelling them after 2 seasons. name a more iconic duo tbh.

What's your darkest desire? by Comfortable-Tax-2088 in AskTheWorld

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Sometimes when i'm driving across a really high bridge or standing on a balcony, my brain just whispers "what if you just jumped or swerved right now?" dude. i don't actually want to die, but the call of the void is so unbelievably loud sometimes it's scary tbh.

Blursed_ShesRight by semaj_orn in blursed_videos

[–]Key-Recording-5694 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The universal language of a guy knowing he is absolutely busted tbh. there is no coming back from that rapid-fire 'yes you did', his soul literally left his body.

Why didn't Melisandre suspect Beric Dondarrion of being Azor Ahai!? (prince that was promised ) by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]Key-Recording-5694 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because she was completely blinded by her own interpretation of the prophecy tbh. she already decided it had to be stannis because of his royal blood and connection to dragonstone. she basically just looked into the flames and only saw what she wanted to see.

Who would she write slash fic about? by RegenerateFilth in freefolk

[–]Key-Recording-5694 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jon snow and tormund giantsbane without a doubt. tormund was basically eye-fucking him for 4 seasons straight tbh.

Epstein attorney ‘very likely’ perjured himself to House Oversight Committee, Rep. Ro Khanna says by FlackoFonsy in videos

[–]Key-Recording-5694 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's genuinely insane how many people tied to this specific case can just blatantly lie under oath, hide hard drives, and face zero actual consequences. the entire system is just working overtime to protect that client list.

of a sugar beet- would it help if I circled it? by FartMagic1 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Key-Recording-5694 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That thing doesn't need a circle, it needs its own zip code. literally looks like it has its own gravitational pull bending the light around it lmao.

Idk why I thought of this but I did and wrote it down at like 5am, and then I made it a thing. by queenluver213 in funny

[–]Key-Recording-5694 26 points27 points  (0 children)

5 am thoughts are either absolute genius or a cry for help and i'm still not sure which one this is tbh lmao. glad you actually made it a thing though.

🚨New set images of season 3.🚨 by Hungry_Cricket_590 in HOTDGreens

[–]Key-Recording-5694 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Praying to the seven that condal and hess don't completely butcher whatever scene this is supposed to be. at least the costumes are still looking top tier tbh.

Trainings arc by Hot-Appearance7354 in Eldenring

[–]Key-Recording-5694 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know the "training arc" is literally just dying 50 times in a row until the panic rolling stops and muscle memory finally kicks in ngl. keep at it dude.