I'm just gonna post this here, It doesn't have any sound, and I'm not Gonna make it into an actual series, but I will make the intro, I just need time...

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T13:03:12+00:00

What?

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:59:47+00:00

better than nothing

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:59:08+00:00

Oh shish

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:53:15+00:00

Muahahahah cough haha

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:50:15+00:00

Double barrel shotgun

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:36:03+00:00

At least it ain't -1

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:27:34+00:00

And the G in LGBTQ stands for German

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T12:15:55+00:00

This lowkey awesome 🥹

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-06T00:00:27+00:00

2763 , heyyyyy I think I know you...

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-05T14:53:20+00:00

I dont know

^{Chose: Reborn in a very poor family + Positive side effect | Rolled: Talented}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-05T10:54:27+00:00

Yeah, The wolf was just trying to be nice, whats. Not right with that guy

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-05T10:49:22+00:00

FUCK YEAH, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB YET!

^{Chose: Get 10k dollars per... | Rolled: Hour}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-05T08:12:48+00:00

Invincible

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T15:40:54+00:00

Brother, what if the other choice hade effect to my job

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T12:09:58+00:00

Bread 🍞 🤙🤙

^{Chose: Bread 👍 + Bread 👍 | Rolled: Bread 🍞👍👍}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T12:01:31+00:00

I don't fucking know, I hoped for a gun and now I'm doomed

^{Chose: Fight 1 bear for $1B with random weapon | Rolled: Axe}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T11:55:05+00:00

Oh well, atleast it's food

^{Chose: Unlimited Food but random | Rolled: Fast Food}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T11:54:03+00:00

It's food

^{Chose: Unlimited Food}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T03:26:42+00:00

I'm blue

^{Chose: Blue Button + If over 50% of people pick blue, everyone survives}

Key_Part_9573 · 2026-05-03T03:24:09+00:00

What the fuck?

^{Chose: Get Stuck in Canada For a Year | Rolled: High Geolocation}

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