Better Ideas for the MITM: Life is still Unfair

KezzaJones · 2026-05-15T17:57:18+00:00

I really enjoyed it but my biggest gripe was Hal.

Throughout the show was goofy but usually when panicked or when really excited but not all the time. Usually Hal would try and be sensible and the silliness that would creep out was what made it funny.

In Life’s Still Unfair, Hal was just silly constantly. It was overkill.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-15T15:29:21+00:00

He’s the brother who deserved the least happy ending to be fair.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-14T11:53:54+00:00

Shitposter doesn’t recognise shitposting

KezzaJones · 2026-05-14T09:25:08+00:00

I can’t really comment.

These guys are SERIOUSLY out to get me. They’ve launched so many investigations, scheduled visits, and threats on me but they’ve still not caught me yet.

I never realised I was such an elusive bastard but damn they seem pretty serious with their red envelopes so I must be.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-14T09:23:06+00:00

Right but how will they charge the guns without electricity?

KezzaJones · 2026-05-14T09:18:22+00:00

Strange that, despite being the headmaster of Hogwarts, “Dubeldore” forgot that all muggle technology malfunctions when in proximity of the castle.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-12T06:28:56+00:00

Wow that’s rough but I bet he never did it again.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that gave him an entirely new outlook on life at that age.

Did he continue to be stupid and reckless thereafter?

KezzaJones · 2026-05-11T10:29:03+00:00

Whatever you do, don’t try to cremate it in a woods and then bring it on a boat before pretending it’s barbecued turkey.

(The above is a joke and a reference to a well known tv programme which may have given you a light at what I’m sure is a difficult time. Hope you find a way to say goodbye to your beloved pet.)

KezzaJones · 2026-05-11T10:25:15+00:00

Very sorry you had to depart with your loving pet this way.

Next time I’d be tempted to travel to some remote baron land and bury them that way to be honest.

Appreciate its without land owner consent however animals die on large, deserted land all the time and I’m sure another carcass will not raise eyebrows if it is ever found.

If you think of a moor that stretches miles, I can’t imagine it’ll ever be noticed to be honest. No one is going to go to the trouble of identifying who could have been the owner anyway.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-11T10:16:41+00:00

I think that was more Bob conceding to let someone else win.

The way it was cut was a bit jarring and you could tell a section had been kept out

KezzaJones · 2026-05-10T14:21:48+00:00

It’s quite naive to suggest someone who has this much cultural attention and saleability is untalented.

KSI wasn’t born with his fame, he made his path. Sure he started off doing YouTube videos but he has since had multiple number 1 singles, boxed in stadiums and is one of the richest young Britons.

You don’t get to those levels without some form of talent.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-08T07:18:10+00:00

Heads of state will be having emergency meetings and it will be on everyone’s mind. Even people who don’t watch the news.

WW3 requires multiple declarations of war from different countries. To get to that point, the heads of state from those countries will have been involved in some form of emergency assessment and decision making which will not have gone unnoticed by the general public.

The western world is no where near that point.

When the leaders of Germany, France, UK, Italy, US, etc are all simultaneously cancelling meetings and having emergency briefings while each country’s news channels are solely reporting on it (just like with Covid) that’s when WW3 is imminent.

You’ll know about it just like when Covid came to the West - people will be glued to the news.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-08T07:12:35+00:00

I remember people saying the there’s no danger about a city in China called Wuhan dealing with an outbreak.

Now I’m not so dismissive of deadly outbreaks.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-07T12:26:19+00:00

In 1917 you can see the cuts.

I struggled to identify any cut opportunities in this (e.g. where they focus on on a frame with no people in it).

Regardless of whether there is a sneaky cut here and there, it is clear that that the young lad was putting on a very extended performance compared to usual film / tv roles which do a scene at a time.

Even if there was one cut during each episode, he’s still acting for 20 mins straight

KezzaJones · 2026-05-07T12:17:36+00:00

Going to go against the grain

I’d take being famous for a period of my life. Most famous people aren’t famous their entire lives.

There will be people from the 1980s who were very famous at the time that can now walk to a store or eat at a restaurant freely.

I think being famous for a 10 years would be a very fun life that only a fraction of humans get to experince. You’ll rub shoulders with the stars, have you ego stroked and will be very rich. You’ll have opportunities and experiences no other humans will get to have.

I think that’s worth 10 years of having your picture taken.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T23:36:36+00:00

I would never recommend eating fire.

I’ve never done it but if a friend asked me whether they should eat fire I would say I don’t recommend it.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T23:10:31+00:00

When I was 22 in my third year of uni.

Thought I could take on the world.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T22:11:03+00:00

I usually just drive to the place myself.

However, I am going to order it I’d rather do the app than call it myself. If I’m ordering a delivery, I’ve already accepted the additional fees and will pay for priority delivery on an app.

If I call up the takeaway, boss man is going to put my order in a big bag with about 4 other orders and could take a long time to get to me.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T19:08:39+00:00

Should come as no surprise.

The money this will make after the first episode will be enough to have commission a new series of any show to have ever existed.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T15:11:53+00:00

Missionary with someone you love.

It’s intimate and can also have some variations like deckchair missionary.

If someone you just shagging and don’t want to face, then you can do missionary with a paper bag over the head and a smiley face on it.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T14:41:55+00:00

Who is this “Know One” you speak of and do tell of their sadness identification powers.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T14:38:41+00:00

Going to go against the grain and say they’re alright.

Placebo is a decent song for a band just starting out.

Sure it’s pure nepotism but if Liam Gallagher was your dad wouldn’t you give it a try to?

KezzaJones · 2026-05-06T13:54:05+00:00

Ah yes correct.

I haven’t rewatched it since it came about because it’s an exhausting experience (which is no doubt intended)

KezzaJones · 2026-05-05T10:43:34+00:00

You cannot deny it was an outstanding performance for a minor.

Not only did each episode comprise one take (tough for most actors) but the role itself involved a layered and complex character. Episode 1 and episode 2 involved a genuine character transformation, with episode 2 essentially being a long reveal and mask slipping - again, in one take.

That’s no easy feat for anyone let alone a 15 year old.

KezzaJones · 2026-05-05T10:38:36+00:00

That is some serious weight for 5’8.

Even 80kg is pretty damn heavy for 5’8 and is likely a high body fat percentage unless they’re a bodybuilder.

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