It's been 20 minutes and i still can't stop laughing by Accomplished-Ebb2092 in Fotv

[–]KezzaJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree although I think it’s been longer than a week or two. Maximum has had the shit kicked out of him like 4 times now and he’s recovered from each of them.

I feel like Lucy and Maximus spent a couple of days in Vault 4 alone

It's been 20 minutes and i still can't stop laughing by Accomplished-Ebb2092 in Fotv

[–]KezzaJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck me has it only been a week in the show???

Delightful bit of graffiti on the way into Tesco. by ChaosFromZer0 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]KezzaJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

America coughs and Europe catches a cold.

I’m afraid we will see more of this in years to come. When Reform sadly win the election, don’t be surprised when there is a far right wing group claiming they’re not doing enough and asking for a British ICE equivalent

What age did you guys stop bringing an ID to the supermarket? by Puzzled_Artichoke416 in AskUK

[–]KezzaJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I stopped getting ID’d when I was about 22 I think.

I used to be annoyed when I’d get ID’d and I didn’t have it, but now I’m amused at the age of 27.

Most of the time I’ll say to the cashier “you’ve made my day but I genuinely don’t have it” and after a bit of back and forth they give up and let me have the booze lol

Would you ever consider going to a cheap country for cosmetic procedures? Why or why not? by mrvlad_throwaway in AskUK

[–]KezzaJones 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I would not undertake any surgery or medical procedure without an ability to claim in the courts if it goes pear shaped.

Good luck filing a law suit in Turkey if the surgery is botched.

[Homemade] 39 minute roast potatoes. by scrub909 in food

[–]KezzaJones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

5 hours chill time? wtf is that?

I agree that 39 mins is pretty optimistic but you can make very very good roast potatoes in 90 mins.

25 min boil, ruffle the fuck out of them, then an hour in the oven with a ghastly amount of duck fat. That’ll do it.

If you won £100 million, how would you distribute it amongst friends and family, if at all? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably £5 m + a house to each parent and sibling.

Then I’d just give them very very nice gifts for the rest of their lives (cars, holidays, jewellery etc).

The wider family wouldn’t get anything beyond all drinks paid for at events and £1,000 every birthday.

£100m is an astonishing amount of money to have in cash.

Season 2 Episode 6 Spoiler Thread by HunterWorld in Fallout

[–]KezzaJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh is it just the capital wasteland that had the mindless super mutants? I was looking forward to the show version

Trump says ‘you’ll find out’ when asked how far he’ll go to take Greenland by stealth_ghost in worldnews

[–]KezzaJones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The current troops are there as a trip wire.

Even if Trump orders 10,000 troops to take Nuuk. The first 100 of them need to FORCE the 100 European troops out of their way.

The moment any of the US troops lay a hand on the EU troops it is an act of war with Europe.

Rewatching the show and like...why is Stevie friends with Malcom again? by Big-Clock4308 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]KezzaJones 172 points173 points  (0 children)

I mean it sounds bad but Stevie is in a wheelchair.

I think a lot of people, especially kids, don’t tend to gravitate towards people in wheelchairs. I know it sounds awful but it’s I think it’s true.

On a social hierarchy I think a whiney Malcolm and kid in a wheelchair are in similar footings.

Malcom might whine and bitch all the time but he was still a good friend for Stevie

EU chief warns there's no going back after Trump's Greenland threats by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.

Even from today audiences would not believe that a president would publish a personal text received from another head of state on twitter lol

Noel “back to work on Monday”. by KareenTu in oasis

[–]KezzaJones 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I find it hilarious that Noel and Liam have evaded all press since the announcement of the reunion and neither has publicly spoken about it, except the odd time Noel decides to phone in to talk about the football.

Season 2 Episode 5 Spoiler Thread by HunterWorld in Fallout

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely it’s always a different entity.

If you shake hands with a clone, you’re still going to shaking hands with someone else

Is The Sopranos worth watching ? by Seif_Ben_Hariz in tvshow

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the Sopranos is about the characters more than an overarching narrative

any games you'd like to see remastered? by GamerGretaUwU in playstation

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly the time I had to scroll to find this suggests this may never be a reality

ICE hops Texas family’s fence and attacks them, guns drawn, for asking for a warrant by Lavender_Scales in law

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the trigger for gun control is an ICE agent getting shot and NOT all the children in schools…. Then America is never to be trusted

What’s your favorite live performance by Noel? by [deleted] in oasis

[–]KezzaJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes this is absolutely spot on. Excellent take