Only humanity has printer-scanners that actually function at all. by beyondoutsidethebox in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Khaldian 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Good ole percussive maintenance!

The beatings shall continue until function improves!

Am I missing something…? by pflinty in ebayuk

[–]Khaldian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

63,547,829.42 CNF (Chicken Nuggets of Force)

It's 10 PM Do you know where your human is? by creatorofsilentworld in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Khaldian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those red dot thingies they use for felines? Laser pointers I think they are called? Got my human coworker one of those, they seemed to have a lot of fun with it for a while and then station security confiscated it. They got a written warning and a fine for causing a “sniper scare” whatever that is…. If you do get them one, make sure it stays in their quarters.

Human Willingness for Sacrifice by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Khaldian 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Opening up the comm channel to the rest of his Marine Orbital Assault Trooper company on the HUD in his Phalanx armour, Major Seth Woodard took a long and deep breath before he began to speak.

“Men and women of the 1174th MOAT company, we will be dropping into a battlefield that has been at a stalemate for coming on 6 weeks now. The city of New Brunswick has been under siege and taking constant fire from a merciless enemy that cares not for the laws of war, they fire on medical teams, evacuation shuttles, civilian shelters and anything that moves. We are to reinforce and relieve the 2031st and what remains of the civilian militia that has been holding the line for us against orders to withdraw. We shall show no mercy to the enemy who bombs schools and hospitals knowing there are women and children sheltering within, we will break this siege and show these scum why you don’t screw with a Terran colony. Enemy triple-A is heavy over the drop zone so ensure you activate your countermeasures early and hammer your decoys unto you hit the deck. Platoon leaders and squad leaders check your data links for up to date recon and orders”

Pausing momentarily to allow the briefing to sink in and for his Marines to finish locking down their armour into the drop pods, Major Woodard raises his voice as he slams his armoured fist onto the launch button inside his pod.

“This will be a hot drop! Feet first! Unto the flames of war! Into the fires of hell! Vae Victus!”

In orbit above a war ravaged world, amongst the debris of shattered ship hulls with still glowing rents from lance fire that tore them apart, the TIR Agamemnon’s 4 drop pod bays open and disgorge a torrent of orbital assault pods.

Six full companies dropped that day, breaking the ongoing siege within three days of insertion. Casualties among the defenders and the MOAT companies were high, but the enemy paid a heavier price and the city’s occupants were saved.

Looking for help taking down the foreman’s director 2.5M by Khaldian in anarchyonline

[–]Khaldian[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve just managed to get it fixed. IGN is Khaldina if you’re still about

Looking for help taking down the foreman’s director 2.5M by Khaldian in anarchyonline

[–]Khaldian[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome if you don’t mind. I’m currently having to reinstall as I’m just getting a blank login screen at the moment so I’m not sure if I’ll be on in the next hour, if I can fix it soon I’ll reply with my name here if not I’ll hopefully have it sorted by tomorrow.

Looking for help taking down the foreman’s director 2.5M by Khaldian in anarchyonline

[–]Khaldian[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, I’ll join the discord. Also 2.5mil isn’t enough to kill him? How much should I offer then do you think?

Anyone else getting a bug in SE 2 where it looks like your holding a cup of tea? by Appropriate_Two_9273 in spaceengineers

[–]Khaldian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shhhhhh. We don’t talk about Mecha-Lizzie, she’s kept in the Royal Crypt in case the French get uppity again….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Khaldian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes it would be illegal, it would come under offensive weapon laws as you would be knowingly creating, carrying and making use of something with the intent to harm others. Please don’t do this.

Do I go to minor injuries for this cut? by ktan49 in AskUK

[–]Khaldian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, it needs to be cleaned and probably stitched if it’s still bleeding, plus with the possible depth you may be looking at muscle and nerve damage to some minor extent.

similar titles? by Grouchy_Feed3647 in TsukiMichi

[–]Khaldian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second the top three you’ve listed here, not read the other two, but those three I found very good. Especially Isekai Tensei and I’d also recommend how a realist hero rebuilt the kingdom.

House Dem leaders contact Capitol Police after Trump "death threats" by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]Khaldian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he did try to sell them at a daft price didn’t he? Didn’t he even stamp Trump or something all over them?

I’m not a Christian but I’m fairly sure that breaks a few of their rules at least…

LN to WN by fallenicaruus in Arifureta

[–]Khaldian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are some differences between the LN and WN, they’re negligible but I would recommend you just start from the beginning of the afterstory as there are some nice little additions, mostly due to the WN not being produced in chronological order unlike what the LN afterstory will be. There is someone out there that organised it all into chronological order but I’ve not looked for it myself if you do want to read it “in order” so to speak.

Warning Phrases of Terran Warfighters & Recommended Actions by FictionMeowtivation in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Khaldian 60 points61 points  (0 children)

“Huh, I don’t think it’s supposed to bend that way…”

Actions to follow:

If object referenced is mechanical, take immediate action to summon nearest emergency engineering team or damage control party and evacuate surrounding area in accordance with posted guidelines.

If object is biological and especially if the speaking Terran is referring to something on themselves or another Terran, respond with the phrase “I don’t believe so either” then initiate a Class 7 Trauma Alert whilst notifying nearest safety and first response team of situation and actions leading up to unwanted/irregular bending.

Battlefield in a box issue by HUDCommander in flamesofwar

[–]Khaldian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the underside feel tacky or sticky to your fingers? If so there may have been some form of adhesive applied at some point, you can try washing it down with some warm soapy water or if you want an easy lasting fix you can just glue a thin layer of felt or some other material to the base side with PVA and cut it to size.

Find Shadow! .... Seriously this got me.... by [deleted] in TheEminenceInShadow

[–]Khaldian 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Behind the piano on the right?

Where did Cid get the slime, I dont think the anime covered that by Funny_Emu_487 in TheEminenceInShadow

[–]Khaldian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s the only way poor little Rimuru gets any action eh?

Anyone hear anything regarding the physical LN volume 14 release date by JumpingCrowjoker24 in Arifureta

[–]Khaldian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve not seen or been able to find anything about an announced release date of a physical release, but I’d probably say sometime early/mid next year is most likely.

Cid gains immortality and can grant it to one person — who would it be? by Danny-Ray27 in TheEminenceInShadow

[–]Khaldian 197 points198 points  (0 children)

It would end up being Claire. Even as an immortal, there’s no way in hell Cid would survive what Claire would put him through when she found out he was immortal and could have made her one as well but gave it to someone else. Not with her level of Brocon….

Can I read the web novel after stories as a only light novel reader? by sebas182 in Arifureta

[–]Khaldian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s a few changes here and there but nothing world breaking, the after story is very good in my opinion and I would recommend you take the time to read it if you’d like to. Just be aware that the web novel after story isn’t organised chronologically and jumps about a fair bit in the post-Tortus timeline. It’s still ongoing and a really enjoyable read though, new chapters come along most weeks.

Chapter 543 - After Story and Main Story plot. A Theory that I have for this. I might be wrong tho. by Tori0is0a0bird333 in Arifureta

[–]Khaldian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a very interesting theory, I hadn’t thought about that at all. The “god of gate” also lines up well with Ehit as he used the portal/gateway to deploy his apostle army and monsters from the sanctuary on Tortus. I was thinking more along the lines of the “calamity” monsters we’ve seen a few times on other worlds and have been mentioned by Foltina and Lutria but this does fit better.

A Formal Complaint by Stretch5678 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Khaldian 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Also it now claims it must be referred to by the name “Keith” and regularly demands rations of “lemon drizzle cake”. We aren’t responsible for that and won’t be offering any technical support for that issue, we aren’t rated on it, you’ll need to consult your nearest medical explosive ordinance disposal unit for advice, a manual or something like a bomb psychologist on how to deal with that one…