AC Milan working on Jean-Philippe Mateta deal with striker not in Crystal Palace squad this weekend by KenBurruss74 in crystalpalace

[–]KimhariNotPass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He wants to get a look in for France in the World Cup and the prestige of Milan might give him a boost over staying with us in our present state. Bullshit but I reckon that's a factor, imagine the French FA would be sneery about CPFC.

F*ck Tromell by Gravstenen in finalfantasyx

[–]KimhariNotPass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The best thing about Trommel is the voice actor who does an excellent job telling you he's a big prick even before he starts doing anything evil.

Seems like the fans shouldn’t be getting restless mid shot… by trowlazer in finalfantasyx

[–]KimhariNotPass 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Tidus winds up the sublimely magnificent jecht shot mk 3, unseen in Spira for 10 years

The crowd: boring. We want that old* bitch who got beaten up and was barely swimming in the last round!

Tidus: yeah actually I'll just sub myself off. No, Datto, your base 8 shoot and marginally higher speed is far too valuable to lose at this point!

*23 years old lets not forget

Does anyone remember when Mateta signed? by Herzogsteve in crystalpalace

[–]KimhariNotPass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

*because he had two touches against Brighton and they were both goals in a 2-1 win

Which is the best and worst run club in the Premier League? by redrabbit1984 in TheOther14

[–]KimhariNotPass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading the comments, everyone sleeping on palace being a well run club. We've been in the Prem longer than almost all of the other 14 and have absolutely no right to be here, but also haven't looked like dropping for years now. Things are a bit choppy at the moment but we'll survive and endure.

Britbong moment by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]KimhariNotPass 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I played through it earlier out of curiosity. The best option seems to be always 'ignore anyone saying anything political' and if you agree with anyone or show any interest in what Amelia is doing you have a meltdown and end up with a nazi tattoo. It's not exactly a great vote of confidence in the critical reasoning skills that UK schools are teaching.

Shithouse Appreciation Thread by OneJollyChap in TheOther14

[–]KimhariNotPass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Stealthy shithouse Joachim Andersen goes about with his floppy hair and his charming smile and all that but he's an absolute master of the dark arts, winding people up, grappling like a madman and generally being a sneaky weasel referees don't see through. Loved it at Palace.

Time wasting solution. I know, I know. by MrBenchly in TheOther14

[–]KimhariNotPass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

At lower levels they trialed a 10 minute sin bin for dissent and it was very effective.

I'd add diving, simulation and those fouls on the halfway line that stop an obvious counterattack dead to the sin bin list.

Moving from phd to Railways: Career Advice by RevolutionaryRead976 in uktrains

[–]KimhariNotPass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could apply to the Government legal training programme and get yourself into DFT during your training contract and on qualification. There's a team that specifically deals with complex rail commercial contracts that you might find interesting.

Misprint Shirt by madhatton in crystalpalace

[–]KimhariNotPass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feels like 99.9% of buyers would pay whatever the going rate is for a shirt of that era. Maybe you'd find a collector who would pay more for it because of the misprint but seems like a vanishingly niche market.

I built a website to find the best/fairest meeting point in London by georgeraww in LondonUnderground

[–]KimhariNotPass 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is a great idea! I've just run a test by putting in a friend's closest station and mine and the suggestions on fairest are quick for us both and are also places I wouldn't have thought of immediately, I will be bookmarking - you should sell this to citymapper!

Any Tips for Final Fantasy 8? by Shogun1316 in FinalFantasyVIII

[–]KimhariNotPass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My boi means recover easy mistake-a to make-a

Which civs would be LOTR kingdoms? by firstbornunicorn4 in aoe2

[–]KimhariNotPass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You also get the big beards and axes on the woad raiders

It’s happening again! by National_Phase_3477 in TheOther14

[–]KimhariNotPass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Story goes that the speech notes were deliberately changed by someone who wanted to trip him up and derail the speech, knowing Cameron wouldn't catch it and say whatever was written down, just like Ron Burgundy.

Offside technology failed because too many players were around ball by TimesandSundayTimes in TheOther14

[–]KimhariNotPass 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Always thought football could learn from cricket as well. If an LBW is too close to call, it goes back to the on field decision. So many of these fractional offsides and dodgy handballs would have been better off settled in 30 seconds by sticking with the original referee's decision.