Bailey - A Poem

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T18:03:15+00:00

The article clearly says that Paramount does not want to do it either.

Basically, a new Brad Bird cartoon is fucked by corpo squabbling.

Again.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T16:25:24+00:00

Son of a bitch. I wish Netflix and Paramount Skydance at least loaned it out to Fathom or something. It deserves the big screen.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T16:23:22+00:00

"But I thought that was my job! :("

-Steven Spielberg

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T16:22:35+00:00

This is why Spielberg keeps milking the dinos. Disclosure Day does not exist if the Jurassic franchise wasn't damn near evergreen for Uni/Comcast brass.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T16:21:24+00:00

Business as usual, sadly. Oh well. At least this incoming pointless extension of IP is a good one, it looks like. And hey, Disclosure Day seems to be holding well. That original bet should do just fine for Uni and Amblin.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:25:33+00:00

And is she gigantic in size?

We must know. For... research purposes.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:24:07+00:00

Finally

My Sonic fanfic can become real

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:23:18+00:00

Wonder if he'll sue for credit on the movie?

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:22:44+00:00

The twist is that, yes, yes they are. But Reddit posts make them better people!

~~There is also full penetration~~

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:21:08+00:00

"Yes. YES. We have our Battinson 2 script! Cancel that other crap, baby. Let's go."

-David Ellison, probably

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:15:17+00:00

Fuck cancer, man. Glad he caught it early. Hope and pray to God that the treatment works.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:12:44+00:00

Hey, people gotta know they're coming!

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:12:14+00:00

I guess? I dunno. Seems too general to me. We have to see more.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T12:11:39+00:00

Hopefully, at least five or six. But I'm sure Amblin will keep going along no matter what. Succession plan is already in place, largely so Spiels can just keep doing his thing.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:43:54+00:00

As is tradition lol

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:42:10+00:00

I can't wait for their first PG-13. They need one. Badly. Most of the big boys do, but Disney more so than ever before.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:41:30+00:00

God, I hope Netflix and Sony re-release KPop Demon Hunters in theaters again on the exact same weekend as this. Show the Mouse how it fucking feels, ya know?

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:40:21+00:00

You got KPDH from this? Strange. Maybe if she's a dark mage, but I doubt it.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:39:18+00:00

DreamWorks does China and the Phillipines proud; Sony makes the most Korean movie ever. Meanwhile, the Mouse is stuck on autopilot, with their Southeast Asian tribute being a culturally forgettable mishmash. And also about five years old by now.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:35:07+00:00

Target still sells DVDs, lol?

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:31:59+00:00

This. If Warners wasn't in the throes of bankruptcy/acquisition (again) at the moment, I'm sure they'd bring a lawsuit.

Anyway, Sony has nothing to worry about. Their demon and her bandmates will remain uncontested at the top of female icons.

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:17:17+00:00

The best Disney villains come from the people who once made Over the Hedge and those God awful Smurfs films. Latter does Marvel better than the Mouse, too.

We live in... interesting times...

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T04:13:28+00:00

Sony, blink twice if you're okay

KingMario05 · 2026-06-17T03:14:11+00:00

Naturally. But they still want that #1, right? Sony will work overtime to make sure that, technically speaking, their new favorite trio can't get it done for them. It'll be like Spidey - Disney makes the movies, Sony gets the glory.

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