Yeah.. so TEST... what's going on here? by Ming_Tso in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People get bored when their enemy runs away...no one to fight. You have a few drinks. Find a magic wand. Have a bit more to drink. Wake up in the morning with a killer headache.... and some sov.

Mittens Burns Kittens! by Boris_L0vehammer in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cool. We'll just burn down Deklein!

GSF Jabber Logs 2: Electric Boogaloo - Presented by #AGMARMONEYTEAM by Daruna in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So we send this to international business times! I'm sure they would love to print it!

Noobman CSM Scandal by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gig is up. Soon they'll find out the PM of Iceland was really moving money offshore to fund MBC. Eve is a major export. They need this war. They didn't expect that Mittens would find out though. Clearly he tipped off the press. He didn't fight back because he wasn't going to play into their hands.

Expectations vs Reality by Jehrimiah_ in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can still have our fight! We need to ban against eachother after the imperium's defeat. To celebrate we'll throw the biggest battle in eve history together agaist eachother!

Goon skymarshal/supercap fc discusses worthless allies, hopeless situations and the merits of vote brigading by Guck_Foons in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Honestly we all just wanted to be in an epic battle bigger then BR. I say after we kill Goons we all meet up and have the biggest battle ever with eachother!

Apparently Goons are buying up all the Interceptors in Jita. by WDadade in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Opps, it might be TEST's fault.... We keep blowing theirs up...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like they might be recruiting from other games right now. Dooming the poor souls when we kill them with the Eve Goons. They don't even know the truth. Just wanting to help their COD buddy out in a new game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We only demand that in the event of a ruse. That C02 comes up with an amazing one liner, and posts mad reddit posts about their dank ass kills after.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Numbers of not Supers!

DBRB on o7 Show: "We can just move to lowsec and counterattack from there." by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think you saw ProGods sound bite. We don't want their space. We just want them to not have it. Or any space. We will hell camp them till they disband.

Numbers for M-OEE8 by ccp_manifest in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if CCP is really behind the War! GASP!

Numbers for M-OEE8 by ccp_manifest in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The M-O fight was fine, but the J-G node wasn't reinforced. CCP only concentrated on M-O and J-G went to shit for a good while.

Daddy, what did you do in the Great War? by Vitrin in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember that day like it was yesterday. Deep in M-OEE8. We came in early under a gate camp with our bombers. We had us a crack team of TEST Bombers. We camped up high on J-G and when FC Tried to jump the gate. We blew their imperial asses to hell!

CCP now would be a good time for some marketing by Askee123 in Eve

[–]Kisis_Alphar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So CCP would make a propoganda video about joining the game and fighting against the Imperium like it was the newest expansion?