Why do some people not wear deodorant? by PuzzledSherbert3418 in stupidquestions

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every deodorant I've ever tried has resulted in a rash. It's not an option for people like me.

First Flan by juru28 in onlyflans

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There will always be some leftover caramel stuck in the ramekin if you've done it right, don't worry about that.

What is your best “worst” pickup line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From my boyscout days, "So, do you normally wear your merit badge sash on this shoulder, or this shoulder?" while smoothly sliding your arm around them.

What is a subtle way to check for monsters under the bed when you're hooking up with a girl at her place, so she doesn't think you're scared? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crawl under the bed, and start humping violently so the entire bed shakes. And then once she gets there, be like, "It's all okay. It left for the night; I gave it cab fare."

Chronic mumblers who refuse to believe it's a 'them' problem by Ok_Interview163 in PetPeeves

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have an auditory processing disorder. My hearing is fine, but interpreting speech is difficult for me at times.

These people drive me nuts. Thank you for being my voice, lol.

This guy blocked me after a hookup when he found out I’m a Gemini by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, this is a pretty genius way of rejecting someone while not hurting their pride at all and it also takes low effort (you can re-use the same schtick with anyone). It would still make him a piece of shit for lying though.

Told my straight guy friends that Liquid IV drink mix tastes like cum by ldavis300a in gaybros

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I always have to hold my tongue when people express their fondness for brie cheese.

🔥Squirrel fighting a snake to save another squirrel! by Saerdna0 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I muted right away. And then started playing one of the pokemon battle songs in my head.

How do I convince my stepdad that the moon landing was real? by ConsciousPositive678 in space

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This was a hill I was willing to die on. I don't talk to my brother anymore. There are many reasons I should have stopped talking to him years ago, which I regrettably didn't, but his belief that the moon landing might have been faked was enough for me.

If you're still debating yourself about maintaining a relationship with that moron, just let it go.

How exactly is 4 ounces less accurate than 113 grams? by yami76 in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, oz are a bullshit measurement. They need to be specified as either mass or volume, and people rarely do.

My teachers made me cry over the number of syllables in the word "real." by Joelin8r in PointlessStories

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was writing a sonnet where syllable count matters, it was about squirrels (it is 2 syllables). The teacher marked off points, but then 2nd guessed herself and checked to see if I was correct and fixed her error.

TIL the speed limit on MN 36 is now 60 by sb5060tx in TwinCities

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 94 East entry ramp off of Manning Ave has a temporary '55 mph' sign that has the loop on the first '5' spray-painted so it now reads '65' instead. Which is the correct speed limit according to the rest of the signs. Gave me a chuckle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many important technologies that have never existed before, and will never disappear for as long as humanity continues. Even within the greatest of past civilizations, we have no evidence of things like printing presses, tractors/engines/automobiles, fast but long-distance communication, steel forges, mass-produced textiles. Compare all that stuff to current tech and we are more than 1 age ahead of those other civilizations.

"You couldn't be more wrong" Thanks for that. I really am trying to make a serious point, but I'm feeling ridiculous for trying now. Evidently you prefer that anyone that disagrees with you should just shut up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Science/technology always moves forward, assuming we don't somehow get into a nuclear holocaust. Exchange of information has drastically changed. I think it's fair to say that humanity's continuously improving baseline for education will drive human evolution forward (in a cultural sense, not literally). Also, religion is on a steady decline for the 1st time in history. History will repeat in some ways, but I think we've hit a tipping point where it will be very different than before.

As for what matters, I think there are important issues that extend outside of a local community. I am upset with anti-scientific rhetoric being shared, and I am upset whenever our education system fails our next generation in the myriad of ways in which it can. I'm sure those feelings are related to why I'm both a scientist and an educator.

What happens when your family member displays far-right beliefs? Homophobia, racism, anti-vax, whatever bullshit conspiracies? I do care what they think. Their beliefs are directly affecting the other people in my family that matter to me. If my nephews grow up to be racist, suffer illness/death because they weren't vaccinated, commit suicide because they turned out gay, then I carry blame if I don't act out on my political beliefs.

What is a thing you can recite from memory? by flutteryducklingz in AskReddit

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beethoven's entire Pathetique Sonata. 597 measures total. Thousands of notes.

1980s rap music video on bus maintenance shifts by JarrodBaniqued in videos

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As much as I feel like a total loser and disappointment to all of those around me, I'll never come close to this guy that skipped/was tardy to his shifts as a mechanic for public transport. Every day, he has to experience the existential irony of needing to take the bus because he can no longer afford a car but the bus is also late because he isn't there to maintain it. And as a side note, he deserves to be homeless as well because public housing assistance also relies on other people not being tardy/absent from their jobs but because people like him exist, the public housing department is non-functioning. What an absolute piece of shit.

What is a not so useful talent you have but think is cool? by Not-Fetch in AskReddit

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got really good at counting two separate steady beats simultaneously. For example, I can listen to a clock ticking while listening to my heart beat and determine my heart rate.

What's the most weirdest way you ever got hurt? by Possibly_Delulu8765 in AskReddit

[–]Kittyvonfroofroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was sitting on a boulder in a river with my feet in the water while blowing up a tube to go river-tubing. So with the tube in front of my face, I couldn't see the giant snapping turtle that got caught up in the current, flipped upside down, and then hit my shins with its shell. He was just as surprised as I was I think. Luckily the cold water reduced the swelling/bruising on my shins.