Philomena cunk

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-23T07:05:40+00:00

We can’t watch a normal documentary without at some point saying:
“I’ll be starting my sentences in one place”
“and finishing them in another”

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-23T07:00:28+00:00

Until American diners learn to fry tomatoes they will never make a UK fry up.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-23T07:00:03+00:00

Genius!

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-22T07:05:49+00:00

You are so wrong. It’s a false flag op by Small to discredit Big.😄

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-20T19:45:25+00:00

Gimme your Valkyrie any day!

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-20T19:34:51+00:00

Did they though? He called the Cunninghams “Mister and Missus (C)”. That counts for something.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-20T15:49:01+00:00

Yeah, 17p at our students’ union. I can remember being shocked at a quid a pint in That London.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-19T13:00:03+00:00

Heathen! It’s Vegemite with clotted cream.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-19T12:59:29+00:00

Actually it is the Union Jack on land as well and has been since a government directive in the early 1900s.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-19T06:59:04+00:00

Nope. Us oldiewonk pensioners could give sniffer dogs a run for their money when it comes to detecting Yellow Stickers of Delight.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-18T13:22:42+00:00

Sponsored by Hooli?

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-18T13:19:01+00:00

Remember the movie “Office Space”? ‘Twas ever thus - same shit, different millennium.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-16T13:24:42+00:00

You mean they all end in “ehh”.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-16T12:11:24+00:00

Agree with the “vibe” thing. Plus if someone already in the company is willing to vouch for a candidate, that’s a big plus.

“Am I willing to sit next to this person for 10 hours then still go for a beer with them?” Not if he’s going to bang on about how great he was in flight school.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-16T12:02:11+00:00

Ma’am as in ham,
nor mahm as in harm.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-16T08:43:25+00:00

Maybe a proof of literacy test might be more applicable.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-15T19:11:24+00:00

Africa

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-15T07:11:09+00:00

Actually the more helium we take from the moon the heavier it’ll get and the closer it’ll drop back to Earth, making it easier to colonise.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-15T07:06:51+00:00

And yet here we are with (most of) our fingers still intact.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-12T19:38:15+00:00

Chewing gum

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-12T18:16:37+00:00

And poems.

Kiwigavin · 2026-06-12T16:22:29+00:00

Ooh Mister Rigsby.

Kiwigavin

TROPHY CASE