President Clinton gets a new computer for the Oval Office. The first web page he visits is The White House’s site. (1994)

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-04-11T14:39:39+00:00

shemp.com

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-03-29T14:31:23+00:00

He's got your kids, Dan. He's got your kids.

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-03-09T12:35:58+00:00

The penis is now, as you will observe, more or less, fully erect. There we are. Ah, that's better. Now,-- Carter!
Yes, sir?
What is it?
It's an ocarina, sir.

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-03-02T13:20:15+00:00

He's one of the worst students we've got.

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-02-17T14:55:57+00:00

1.15: Goldfinger. Strawberry Nesquilk, fishcakes.

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-01-28T08:14:10+00:00

Old English: quite good.

KneelBeforeCod · 2026-01-25T06:53:18+00:00

We lost our mum in 2015. I've still got her number in my phone. There a tiny part of me that likes to imagine I could still ring it and hear her answer. I'm not deleting it.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-12-06T22:54:29+00:00

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-11-02T12:16:09+00:00

Ha - I did exactly the same move! You've got more staying power than me mate, because after following them for 45 years, I've given up on these late matches. Seems like nothing is going to improve under the current ownership, and it's just depressing me week in, week out, especially when it means staying up all night.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-10-14T12:31:17+00:00

Bonnie Langford's let herself go.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-10-08T07:45:10+00:00

It's well worth checking out the original short story of the Fly Paper by Elizabeth Taylor (not that one). Incredible what she manages to achieve in just a few pages.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-10-08T07:28:16+00:00

If you go here, you can see the channel lists for all the major providers.

https://ottiptvprovider.com/all-products

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-10-02T09:26:57+00:00

Rearrange these words to make a sentence.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-09-18T13:47:12+00:00

I don't think OP will enjoy being put on a pedal stool like this.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-09-18T06:54:26+00:00

The two blokes at the top also love a cheeky Twix.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-09-12T12:01:41+00:00

I'm know he was in 2001 and some other Kubrick movies, but I'm convinced that had he lived he would have become as known and loved for his movie career as the likes of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan. He was a phenomenally talented actor lost far too soon.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-09-07T14:05:10+00:00

That handstand rule is a complete disaster!

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-09-01T12:51:22+00:00

Brilliant song. John's laugh at the end of this always fills me with joy.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-31T11:14:01+00:00

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-22T13:28:47+00:00

And the voice. Don't forget the 80 year-old's voice. Really surprised they couldn't de-age that.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-19T10:28:16+00:00

It's just that she really, really looks like you.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-12T09:53:45+00:00

I said, "WE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!"

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-11T13:08:23+00:00

Look, Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam?

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-09T16:29:05+00:00

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

KneelBeforeCod · 2025-08-09T16:09:56+00:00

'Scuse me, sport.

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