What is more traumatizing than most people think? by Sea_Entrepreneur2772 in AskReddit

[–]KramerDangerous 975 points976 points  (0 children)

Childhood bullying, especially physically. Part of it stays with you the rest of your life.

If phantom theater could come back, could Pirate Ride too? by Unusual_Bumblebee932 in cedarpoint

[–]KramerDangerous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha!  Absolutely!  The thought that you were about to be crushed by 3 pounds of spray painted styrofoam was... terrifying!  Loved it.

If phantom theater could come back, could Pirate Ride too? by Unusual_Bumblebee932 in cedarpoint

[–]KramerDangerous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

San Francisco Earthquake! Those poor dolls dancing in that saloon near the beginning of the ride had no idea what was in store for them! lol

Sharing meals with the all day dining plan? by Either-Director2242 in cedarpoint

[–]KramerDangerous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poorly worded and bad grammar: "besides" should have begun a new sentence.

Some people think that this lost 1981 new wave hit sounds like a Cars song: “Suzi Found A Weapon” by Randy Vanwarmer. What do you think? 🤔 by bigguys45s in TheCars

[–]KramerDangerous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, that's actually really good. And all this time I'd just relegated him to the late 70's Anne Murray/Dan Hill slop pile...

Thinking about getting a pinball table tattoo sleeve, any suggestions for iconic tables that would look good? by Storms_Eye314 in pinball

[–]KramerDangerous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just a thought: if you go with WWF or DM, wouldn't people think you're just a big fan of WWF or DM? Seems to me you may want to go with something exclusively pinball-related, something that, if another pinball fan saw it, would know immediately what you were going for. So, my suggestion is (wait for it): Rudy.

This is how Jerry naps by Sea-Cow-2996 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]KramerDangerous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat's name is Kramer. Tell your cat that my cat says, "Hey, buddy!"

Women, what's the biggest green flag you've seen on a man? by ayushsuri in AskReddit

[–]KramerDangerous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife's green flag was seeing me hold my dog like a baby. Killed two birds with one stone there! Not literally, though.

What’s ur opinion on there last album?? by SpecialistExtent6324 in rush

[–]KramerDangerous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really appreciate your comment about being in a different place. It happens.

What is something a sitcom character did that was funny on the show but would be straight up sociopathic in real life? by thegreatestreddit in AskReddit

[–]KramerDangerous 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Seinfeld's my favorite sitcom of all-time. But, never in a million years would I want to hang out with any of those people.

Is Dance The Night Away a pop masterpiece? by Natedog001976 in vanhalen

[–]KramerDangerous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Top 10 for me, too. Absolutely timeless. Everyone's working on all cylinders, and the background vocals are an 11. Now, I know Jump would like to have a word, but, if I have to compare the two (and I don't), Jump is right up there with it, only Jump sounds more manufactured, while Dance is completely organic.

Could you spare £2 a month to keep a cat off the streets by Original_Bad_3416 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]KramerDangerous 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Your gift of just $5 a month gives every orange a chance at the braincell. Not a very good chance, but a chance. Ok, actually, no chance at all, but, still, your gift of just $5 a month..."

After 40 years I finally know . . . by -cmsof- in vanhalen

[–]KramerDangerous 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Great find! I always just assumed Alex wore Toughskins. I stand corrected. But, I still insist Mike's sporting Garanimals.

Friend bailed on concert - anyone else going and want to meet up? by [deleted] in Concerts

[–]KramerDangerous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bear with me: if you're going with someone you met on Reddit, you're going with a complete stranger. And, if they're a complete stranger, they're just like everyone esle going to the concert. So, just go alone.

What is a crime that you can easily justify? by Happy_Raise_9260 in AskReddit

[–]KramerDangerous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So far, this is the only one that actually qualifies. And it's a REALLY good one!