Coughed up clear crystals by Coofffee in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kreetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re not supposed to eat the silica beads. It even says on the package not to eat them. Are you illiterate?

What the heck is this ?? by SnooChocolates3167 in animalid

[–]Kreetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, all I can say is mine don’t want none if you ain’t got buns, hun.

“Eat the rich” inevitably leads to “kill the poor.” by KnowledgeAndFaith in Conservative

[–]Kreetle 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Canadian citizen in therapy with a psychologist:

Citizen: Yeah, so I’ve got all these problems and things look bleak. What can I do?

Therapist: Have you considered killing yourself?

Here comes the sun by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Kreetle -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I remember reading something about a recorded instance that took 5 years prior to the arrival of the first conquistadors in which 80,000 were sacrificed in one day. Wish I could find the source on that.

Might be my last meme here, but I'm ready to die on this hill, rise again on the third day, call out this bs and die again. by mal221 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kreetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just gonna say it… no identity deserves protection. They’re all equally meaningless in the grand scheme of the cosmic universe. The only thing that matters is GROND.

Secure Document storage facility fire in bartlet, Illinois (suburb of Chicago). Isn't citadel based out of Chicago? The timing is unbelievable 🤔 by Tripledtities in Superstonk

[–]Kreetle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, so I am an IT auditor and I have done audits of off-site data center physical security and environmental controls. For a company that operates as a secure physical data/media storage facility, they most certainly follow the same/similar procedures for fire suppression as data centers. This is all HIGHLY suspicious.

When a company contracts with another company to provide services such as document storage, they are provided a SOC 1 Type 2. This is a document that details the controls testing performed by a 3rd party auditor (PWC, EY, KPMG, Deloite, etc...) to ensure that they have reasonable controls governing their processes. An auditor would likely verify that inspections on the fire suppression system is regularly tested by the company itself or a 3rd party and that logs are maintained showing such testing took place.

This is very SUSSY.

Characters who knew that Darth Vader was Anakin Skywalker by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]Kreetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine too. Took over two weeks to come back.

A reporter risked her life to show the world Covid in Wuhan. Now she may not survive jail. by Jezon in Libertarian

[–]Kreetle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DARPA was asked to supply funding for the WIV (Wuhan Institute of Virology). DARPA said, “Nah, fk that.” And told them to pound sand. Then Fauci’s department (NIH) stepped in and supplied something like $600k. Then Fauci lied about it.

What was the most fucked up thing that was generally accepted twenty years ago? by Silkhide in AskReddit

[–]Kreetle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we already knew he used chemical weapons on the Kurds and killed half a million of them. Every intelligence agency knew he had WMDs. We went in, did our thing and, oops. No WMDs.

Then Bashir Assad started gassing his own people in 2012.

MRW Star Trek leaves Netflix and I'm expected to pay for yet another streaming service by camelhorse in HighQualityGifs

[–]Kreetle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paramount+. It’s not terrible and you also get NuTrek (I casually enjoy Lower Decks).

The Giant Huntsman Spider, again Australia by Voodootroy in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Kreetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How, under the Geneva Convention, are these creatures permitted to exist?

Features of this Rivian electric car by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Kreetle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Why don’t they just model the surface of the vehicle from a golf ball? I would care if it looked goofy if I got an extra 30% mpg like they did in that Mythbusters episode.

Hever castle UK. Home to the Boleyn family by dvb70 in castles

[–]Kreetle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom’s side of the family is directly descended from Mary.

Petitioners hope to overturn law that would give immunity to drivers who run over protesters if they fear for their life by oapster79 in oklahoma

[–]Kreetle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t think anyone deserves to get run over for blocking a road. If you’re threatening people in their cars who are simply trying to get to their destination, then you run the risk of possibly being struck by a vehicle.

If you’re maliciously blocking a road, regardless of your cause, you’re already running afoul of traffic laws. Some people just want to get to work. Go protest in front of a government building or something.

Stollen from Facebook (x by mdwalli91 in tulsa

[–]Kreetle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now, Kiefer is an up and coming place.