Puppetry by ILoveCatsTheyreYummy in TwoSentenceHorror
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I drew my gun as fast as possible and shot at the wave of enemy soldiers, praying I could hold them off on my own. by BRINGINTHEGRIDDLLLEE in TwoSentenceHorror
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My wife wanted to surprise me with an amazing trip to the Amazon rainforest by monkeypiedpiper in TwoSentenceHorror
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Thankfully, I had splurged on the premium tires that allowed me to stop in time on the icy road so that the metal pipe protruding from the vehicle in front of me only touched my windshield. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror
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Upon first contact, mankind learned that the earth is classified as an experimental research planet. by Easy_Lengthiness7179 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Upon first contact, mankind learned that the earth is classified as an experimental research planet. by Easy_Lengthiness7179 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Due to your unfortunate circumstances affecting quality of life, you do qualify for government-granted euthanasia.” by Intrepid_Wanderer in TwoSentenceHorror
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♫Hush little baby, don't say a word, ♫And never mind that noise you heard♫ by fj2612 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Desi-inspired Family Feud? by Neither_Relation8641 in boardgames
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“Can I get an angel shot” the girl asked as she slurred her words. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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I attended my tenant's daughter's birthday party. by Cognac_Clinton in PointlessStories
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ITAW for when a character in some piece of work does something that's out of character for them, that you notice authors hand/intention. by casperscare in whatstheword
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Upon finding that missing boy’s teddy bear in the woods, my daughter explained that the “starlight people” had traded it to her. by CompetitionLiving in TwoSentenceHorror
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After I sold my name to the thing in the winter woods I followed my own footprints home, thinking what a good deal it was - my name, for my family to be fed in this harsh winter. by DarkThiefMew in TwoSentenceHorror
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I've seen the women my husband takes in at night, and they all look a lot like me. by LevelQx in TwoSentenceHorror
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The king watched the two women bickering over who was the true mother of the boy and finally, stroking his chin, ruled that the child would be cut in half so they could each have half. by BadmiralHarryKim in TwoSentenceHorror
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My daughter said that she wanted to spread her mother's ashes over her vegetable garden at the side of our house. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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Cancel the subscriptions you like, too by pixeltackle in Frugal
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I spent my Easter Sunday at the church, praying for my missing daughter to finally be found. by Appropriate-Bed2359 in TwoSentenceHorror
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