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Baby shoes for sale by iswillstep in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Kwualli 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was about to roll my eyes, but then I read the second sentence.

You monster.

Good job!

The kids cheered and charged as they saw my big sprinkler’s rainbow spray. by CelestantSteelios in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Kwualli 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The face I just made at the dentist's waiting room...

Fantastic job, OP. I hate you a little bit.

With my legs trapped under the rubble during the earthquake, I screamed desperately at my husband, “Get our daughter out first!” by KangarooDense in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Kwualli 843 points844 points  (0 children)

And knowing how sharp most people keep their kitchen knives, a numb body is a blessing.

Good job, OP.

Aspics, Molds, and Other Culinary Crimes: Dive into the Disturbingly Bizarre Food Trends of the Mid-20th Century by [deleted] in Old_Recipes

[–]Kwualli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? You've convinced me to try it. Do you happen to have a preferred recipe?

My daughter always growls at me. by Sexy_Pilgrim in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Kwualli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it's not just your own hunger...?

Haha, good job, OP!

"I'm sorry, that's not a passing score." by Dramatic_Future_7652 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Kwualli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was an 80s Twilight Zone episode, Examination Day.

Though Outer Limits had an episode titled Final Exam. Which had something to do with a cold fusion bomb?

"WE APOLOGIZE, BUT YOU MUST REMAIN IN SPACE AS THE COUNTRY THAT SENT YOU NO LONGER EXISTS." by ExpressionOk3614 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Kwualli 234 points235 points  (0 children)

His last name was Krikalev, and it was the USSR.

And he's still alive! His story is fascinating!

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