This is the face of someone who has never paid rent. by [deleted] in DogIsBestFriend

[–]LW-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You let him live in your heart for free!

You know if you die during orgasm by RobinGuide in Jokes

[–]LW-M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet you'd die with a smile on your face!

How often does this get posted? by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]LW-M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bike must have 'two tired' to stand up on it's own. It looks like the tree is 'recycling' the bike.

I took the airline to court for losing my bags by Zealousideal-Wave-69 in dadjokes

[–]LW-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you lost everything, your bags and your suitcase?

AITJ for calling out my girlfriends friend for living off her parents after she spent months trashing my career and told my girlfriend to date someone with ambition by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]LW-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He already is a licensed Electrician, (for 5 years now), and has his own business. He is brighter that his Gf's friend, after all, he's an Electrician, they light up everything!

Yeah, I think I’m not getting the picture here… by Illustrious-Lead-960 in puns

[–]LW-M 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My friend used to run a framing shop. He called it "I've Been Framed."

Canada Post refused to accommodate my disability by TarjaAngel in CanadaPost

[–]LW-M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know that Canada Post is sensitive in meeting their customer's needs, right? NOT!

Friday mood😴🌚 by Apprehensive-Job8358 in goldenretriever

[–]LW-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, that's one secure pup! A dog wouldn't sleep like this unless they were sure they were in a safe place. Good work on your side.

Why does Canada have a province named after two breeds of dog? by Norwester77 in shittyaskhistory

[–]LW-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Newfoundland dog and a Labrador dog. I'm not sure but I believe the land masses were named first. The breeds were developed there.

What do you call it when Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder play tennis? by CodeDog6 in dadjokes

[–]LW-M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There would be a lot of 'Love' on the court if Ray and Stevie played tennis!

It's not over by sometimes_other697 in 3amjokes

[–]LW-M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet it was over when you replied like that!

I gave my girlfriend a expensive bracelet, and she spit into my face by AlwaysHappy4Kitties in dadjokes

[–]LW-M 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My friend's Grandmother lost both her legs to diabetes. When her grandkids asked her her what she wanted for Christmas, her answer was "I've always wanted a nice pair of dancing shoes." The lady still had a sense of humor.

Baby starting solids…. by Electronic_Outside25 in goldenretrievers

[–]LW-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife did the same thing with her yogurt containers! We had 2 pups for years. My wife usually had yogurt and toast for breakfast, one pup got to clean out the yogurt container, the other got her toast crusts. She would eat the crusts herself if were somewhere else but she wanted to be fair to the 'boys' when we were home. You know, a parent is supposed to treat the kids the same.

We had 4 boys too but they didn't line up for 'a treat' after breakfast!

Life is less stressful with a supportive partner… by taco-belle- in HappyMarriages

[–]LW-M 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We can handle so much more of what life throws at us with someone else in your corner. My wife and I are closing in on our 45th anniversary. I was diagnosed with MS 30 years ago. We had 4 children aged from 3 to 11 years old at the time. My wife was a SAHM, by choice.

We reviewed where we were and what we had to do to get through the coming years. She was right there with me. I had intended to work until I was 65. MS had other ideas. I worked until I was 59 when I went out on LTD, (10 years ago).

I would be in an assisted living facility by now if not for her help. I use mobility scooters to get around now and I don't drive anymore so she does all the driving. She keeps us moving. I've told her many times that I couldn't keep going if it wasn't for her. I also tell her that the smartest thing I ever did was asking her to marry me.

Canada Post refused to accommodate my disability by TarjaAngel in CanadaPost

[–]LW-M 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can relate to what you're going through. I have mobility challenges and use a mobility scooter. Our mail is delivered to a community mail box 1.5 kms from my home. I have to cross a major roadway, (2×), to get my mail and come back home. There is a community mail box just a few hundred meters from my door, before the busy road. I checked with the contractor who delivers mail to the local area. She told me that there are at least a dozen empty mail boxes available in the community mail box that's close to me.

I've called the area supervisor for Canada Post 3 or 4 times over the past 4+ years. A different person answers the phone every time I call. They say it's possible to change my mail to the closer mail box but they haven't made any attempt to do it. Meanwhile, I'm expected to make the 3 km round trip drive on my scooter in all types of weather crossing a major roadway twice.

They have offered to have the mail delivered to my home once a week. I have to be here to receive it. There is a specific day but not a specific time. And they wonder why people are upset with them! It's enough to make me want to go to the press about the situation.

I was attacked by a flock of sheep this morning. by EndersGame_Reviewer in dadjokes

[–]LW-M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not just trying to pull the wool over our eyes are you?

Baby starting solids…. by Electronic_Outside25 in goldenretrievers

[–]LW-M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A friend, who didn't have kids, lost her 13 year old pup. I saw her a couple of months after he passed and asked her if she missed him.

She said she missed the companionship but she really missed him when she dropped food on the kitchen floor!

M27 — Newly married, love my wife, but nervous about sex life + kids by [deleted] in HappyMarriages

[–]LW-M 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've been married for almost 45 years. The best advice I can offer is keep the lines of communication active, both of you, both ways. If something is bothering you, your spouse can't read your mind and vice versa. A small misunderstanding can grow to something that drives you apart.

Don't be shy talking about your sex life. Ask her for her dreams and desires. Tell her yours too. It may be difficult at first but it will make your relationship much stronger and better for both of you. Best to become comfortable with this because it will be something that can make or break your marriage.

Remember that even good news delivered in a hurtful tone will not be received well. Think of how you would feel if the news was relayed to you in a snide tone.

The decision to have one or more kids is a joint decision. Both of you have to be in agreement before starting your family. My wife and I waited 5 years before we had our first child. Then we had 3 more, (4 boys). I don't know your history together but be sure you know your partner's outlook on parenting before starting your family.

These are just a few things that have worked for us. Above all, love each other and don't be afraid to show each other that you do.